Sandy and The Donkey
man fuck everything. i am fucking pissed off at everybody. you get a hummer from sandy and young'n won't even let me watch him jack off while watching his gay neighbors tuck their anuses in after a long session of dry anal sex. i warned them to use some lube like baby blood or something but they had eachothers dicks in their ears and didn't hear me. their gonna have to have that surgery that dirt is always talking about. sub cutaneous sphincterotomy or something, when they fix the anal tears devloped from years of systematic anal sex. man fuck shit ass bitch whore feet lickers.
i just sit here and drink my problems away b/c of lack of tight milfs. man pimp you have all the luck with tight milfs. i'm jealous, i'm going to jack off on an old man's head b/c i'm angry. then i'll use the weird deer in the crack shack to molest anyone that stays there. aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh
Here is some more useless info for you lame-ass bitches
"An actuary is a person who passes as an expert on the basis of a prolific ability to produce an infinite variety of incomprehensive figures calculated with micrometric precision from the vaguest of assumptions based on debatable evidence from inconclusive data derived by persons of questionable reliability for the sole purpose of confusing an already hopelessly befuddled group of persons who never read the statistics anyway!"
"An actuary is a person who passes as an expert on the basis of a prolific ability to produce an infinite variety of incomprehensive figures calculated with micrometric precision from the vaguest of assumptions based on debatable evidence from inconclusive data derived by persons of questionable reliability for the sole purpose of confusing an already hopelessly befuddled group of persons who never read the statistics anyway!"
One of these days I will just walk out to some secluded crag in the red and hang my self will my favorite hex and my old climbing rope; and the paper will read "Climber falls and dies using primitive gear." But that's not how I want to be remembered.
that is definitely my goal, to impress. i'm really not living life if i'm not trying to impress people. it is one of my goals in life. i have this unexplainable desire to impress people. pimp shares this desire, that is why i let him be my belay slave. he is easily impressed, especially by shiny things.