Page 8 of 9
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:55 pm
by ahab
Brentucky wrote:listening to the smacking, clapping sounds down below meaning that my belayer's brake hand was not on!
oh wait... i was climbing with my smoking friends. nevermind!
i see you have run yourself in a circle. maybe i can help.
the smacking and clapping sounds were not a figment of your imagination, but they came from the rope side, not the brake hand. that's why you kept getting short-roped. so now you have 2 excuses!
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:57 pm
by ahab
now for my excuse.
the fear of penalty slack as a result of the previously mentioned short-roping of brentucky.
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:11 pm
by Crankmas
my belayers are perfectly incompetent with their rappel devices and prefer to use them over the grigri because it saves weight on the approach and allows them to carry an assortment of trad gear they have no intention of using
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:28 pm
by sendit
most of these I feel like I've heard at one time or another at the crag...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obdd31Q9PqA
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:20 pm
by enoch308
How about my fat ass outweighs my belayer and I would deck.
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:56 pm
by Brentucky
You're not blowing!
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:04 pm
by Anticrainbow
All the people I climb with are weak.
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:33 pm
by Brentucky
I'm accidentally choosing to climb all the most sandbagged, hardest 11b's in the Red right now (oh how I hope this is true)!
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:14 am
by dipsi
My ass is where my foot should be.....
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:48 pm
by ynot
Climbing??? Isn't that dangerous?