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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: , Squeeze!!!
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strum
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Post by strum »

if I throw a stick, will you go away?

if beauty is internal why is Langerie so popular?
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Post by marathonmedic »

It's advertising.
Ticking is gym climbing outdoors.
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Post by strum »

ahhh, but for what? If beauty is truly found within, what would be the point of advertising flesh?
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Post by Saxman »

My favorite is Simplify Obsfucation
The theory of evolution is just as stupid as the theories of gravity and electromagnetism.
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Post by Aenima »

"Terror lurks in the Bushes"
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Post by meetVA »

strum wrote:ahhh, but for what? If beauty is truly found within, what would be the point of advertising flesh?
hey, i like most people really enjoy chocolate. sometimes i like to see it wrapped up all pretty too even thoguht I know the inside is where the goodness is at.
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Post by pawilkes »

One of my favorites from my time in New Zealand:
"Live life so the preacher doesn't have to lie at your funeral"
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hoss
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Post by hoss »

haven't seen a good bumper sticker but I'm traveling abroad right now and saw a sixtyish balding Czech man wearing a white shirt with baby blue letters that read ,
"bad mother fucker". I'm sure he was but I still got a good laugh
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Post by Alan Evil »

I used to have this on my car:

Dog is my Copilot


Could always expect to see someone behind me laughing when I took Bubbah to the park.
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