Bumper stickers that made you laugh today
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hey, i like most people really enjoy chocolate. sometimes i like to see it wrapped up all pretty too even thoguht I know the inside is where the goodness is at.strum wrote:ahhh, but for what? If beauty is truly found within, what would be the point of advertising flesh?
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
haven't seen a good bumper sticker but I'm traveling abroad right now and saw a sixtyish balding Czech man wearing a white shirt with baby blue letters that read ,
"bad mother fucker". I'm sure he was but I still got a good laugh
"bad mother fucker". I'm sure he was but I still got a good laugh
Today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
I used to have this on my car:
Dog is my Copilot
Could always expect to see someone behind me laughing when I took Bubbah to the park.
Dog is my Copilot
Could always expect to see someone behind me laughing when I took Bubbah to the park.
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie
"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]