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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 3:38 am
by dipsi
Tomdarch,
Hence my high forehead
! No lie, one of my family trees branches back to the same Grandfather two ways! Scary. And yes, blue blood abounds. The Howards (royal, though run out of England) did not marry out of the Howard family until my great Aunt Bea's (yeah, I've heard the Mayberry jokes) mother broke the short DNA chain and married out of the family. She was banned from the family until Aunt Bea married my uncle George Howard and all was happy again. Weird bunch!
Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 4:03 pm
by kclimb
how do you post a picture here? I have something funny to share...
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 2:16 am
by TradMike
How to catch a Polar Bear:
First you cut a hole in the ice
Then you place peas all around the hole
Then you wait for a polar bear to approach
Once the polar bear comes up to take a pea
Kick him in the ice hole
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 2:45 am
by Wes
Old one:
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming like the four people riding in his car"
One with a lesson, from the classic movie "Colors"
There was once two bulls, one father, one son, sitting on a hill overlooking a herd of nice, "Corn fed" cows. The son says "Hey dad, lets run down there and fuck one of those cows!!" And the father says "No son, lets walk down there and fuck them all".
Wes
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 2:18 pm
by JB
what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
a stick
where do you find a dog with no legs?
right where you left it
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 8:40 pm
by dipsi
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Stay!
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 9:26 pm
by JB
What do you call a dog with no legs?
whatever you want, it ain't coming.
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 4:30 pm
by meetVA
What do you call a boring musician?
-Yanni.
young'n, just in case, this is a similar trick as to the "would I?"
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:26 pm
by Jeff
A guy sits down at the bar,
bartender: "Whaddya' have?"
guy: "A bud light"
bt: "Busch lite's on sale for $0.50"
guy: "I can't drink that stuff, gimme a bud lite"
20 minutes later
g:"Another Bud lite"
bt:"Man, Busch lites only 50 cents."
g:"I can't drink that stuff. It makes me blow chunks"
bt:"Hey, everybody blows chunks every now and then, it's no big deal. You could save a bunch of money"
g:"Dude, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog!"
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 5:00 pm
by honor401
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist...
2:30
get it...tooth-hurty...get it
awww s****w it...that jokes is even worse written out...
