Yeah, this woman was not right. She made me carry a handkerchief everyday because I had allergies. She hated germs. I accidentally farted in class once and she sprayed my ass with Lysol. My mom almost accosted her for that.
LOL!!!! I almost died laughing from that. Are you Southern? I swear the teachers here are nuts! We had a fifth grade teacher who duck-taped this kid to a chair. He then taped his mouth shut with masking tape and wrapped it all the way around his head. In all fairness, we generally thought it was appropriate. Looking back on it now, I can see that it was NUTS!
Jesus only knows that she tries too hard. She's only trying to keep the sky from falling.
Education reform has come a long way. A teacher in Florida wrote a kid's homework assignment on his forehead with a permanent marker. The kid has "pg. 44, 1-10" on his head for life. That would be tough to explain.
I'm considering going to school to get a masters of teaching for high school math or science. I think high schoolers would respond to "STFU" - but not the acronym.