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I have quit too! But now I'm just a poser. That's okay though. Ray, I should simply be "Dakota's owner" since Artsay wants to murder me and steal my dog.

Sandy wrote:this thread is just wrong on so many levels...

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Spragwa, I saw Ho this weekend and all I wanted to do was hug him (he's so damn cute!). Therefore I'm afraid I'm quitting Team Gang Bang. I will however join you if you go back to stalking him!

This IS really wrong (and you're just making so much more wrong!)

tomdarch: What do you mean? I think it's totally natural. Actually, I'm betting that Sandy took up stalking HO all on her own and is just using me as a front. That's what the whole Team Gang Bang thing was anyway... right doll?

I flipped past some sort of HV1 'bad celebrity hair' show and there was Dennis Rodman - with freaky hair, of course, but more importantly, he was sporting a spagetti strap, scoop neck top. Think about it - talented athlete, cross dressing, bad attitude - Ho is a Dennis Rodman wannabe! Or, conversely, Sandy is mis-directing her lust for DR with her stalking of Ho, OR Sandy is really a Carmen Electra wannabe and just using Ho to recreate the DR/CE relationship! Ah Ha! It's all so clear now!

Where is little old Ho-Fo these days...he really is the answer to all our climbing woe's at the Red. He has died / been chopped up into little pieces and has been reassembled in the flesh to come back and climb hard routes and save us all from the evil that lurks everywhewre and tries to snap our ropes, chop our bolts, glue shut our cracks and send us back to the living room to watch "reality TV"... gotta go Paradise Island is on in a few minutes

i'm glad you won't marry me sprag, cause you're a little too mean for my fragile emotions.

sandy, you can stalk me anytime you won't. i need some excitement in my life in lex.

tomdarch, i am dennis rodman. just look at my dick sometime.

Aww Ho. We know there's nothing fragile about you! Nice try though.

fuck off bitch. it's over. give it up cunt. psycho.