Posted: Thu May 15, 2003 7:06 pm
someone better warn Batquano to chose his alliances carefully. Team Gang Bang is merciless!
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2003 9:39 pm
no dumb sluts. no one is going to ride me till i puke, that would last days and we only have a weekend. hey, bring the yellow tape, cause when i'm done with you, it'll be easy to tape off the scene of the slaughter.
Posted: Fri May 16, 2003 12:51 am
Clear cut? Bah. That s*it will just grow back. You've gotta pave it all, so we can just drive up to the crags.Horatio Felacio wrote:i have an idea too. actually, it's a joint cooperation between batguano and myself. we're going to have the "derelict derby fest acrosss the street from you guys and raise money for clearcutting the red.
Posted: Fri May 16, 2003 1:22 am
Horatio Felacio wrote:no dumb sluts. no one is going to ride me till i puke, that would last days and we only have a weekend. hey, bring the yellow tape, cause when i'm done with you, it'll be easy to tape off the scene of the slaughter.
Hmm. Seems that I'm always being called a slut when I won't put out. Anyway you shit ball; no chance of slaughter. I'll finish your ass any day!
Posted: Fri May 16, 2003 5:18 pm
batguano will heed no such warning relating to said alliance. team gang bang had best reconsider delivering threats to a reputable grassroots campaign such as the jolly rodger boys. we have been known to pillage and plunder with sufficient motivation.
admittance into the famed derelict fest will be contingent upon succesful completion of the "big bro game". after having proved their dedication, participants will then be required to read, agree to and sign the full value contract as set forth by the jolly rodger boys. this contract will be notarized and shall be considered a legally binding document requiring all persons present to take part in the outlined activities. activities shall include, but not be limited to the following: binge drinking, spanking, mysophilism, amatuer beastiality, auto-erotic asphyxiation, projectile foam vomiting, cross dressing and passing out.
it is the vision of the jolly rodger boys that we shall be able to use this project as a tool to help us gather the funds necessary to achieving our goals. we plan to not only clear-cut the red, but the entire state of kentucky, as well as three different counties in missouri. we will also be working dilligently through the upcoming fiscal year in an effort to establish the "high gravity fund", where cash donations can be made available to the less fortunate in an effort rid the community of "eveing sobriety", an epidimic which has been gathering momentum in the bible belt.
it is also worth noting that the evening's festivities will reach a fiery apex of delight as the main stage is occupied by none other than my close personal friends, the godamnit brothers bluegrass band. where they will be perfoming an acapella version of their new hit, "GODAMNIT!!" bring your sunscreen, it's going to be hot!
hope to see you there.
admittance into the famed derelict fest will be contingent upon succesful completion of the "big bro game". after having proved their dedication, participants will then be required to read, agree to and sign the full value contract as set forth by the jolly rodger boys. this contract will be notarized and shall be considered a legally binding document requiring all persons present to take part in the outlined activities. activities shall include, but not be limited to the following: binge drinking, spanking, mysophilism, amatuer beastiality, auto-erotic asphyxiation, projectile foam vomiting, cross dressing and passing out.
it is the vision of the jolly rodger boys that we shall be able to use this project as a tool to help us gather the funds necessary to achieving our goals. we plan to not only clear-cut the red, but the entire state of kentucky, as well as three different counties in missouri. we will also be working dilligently through the upcoming fiscal year in an effort to establish the "high gravity fund", where cash donations can be made available to the less fortunate in an effort rid the community of "eveing sobriety", an epidimic which has been gathering momentum in the bible belt.
it is also worth noting that the evening's festivities will reach a fiery apex of delight as the main stage is occupied by none other than my close personal friends, the godamnit brothers bluegrass band. where they will be perfoming an acapella version of their new hit, "GODAMNIT!!" bring your sunscreen, it's going to be hot!
hope to see you there.
Posted: Fri May 16, 2003 5:31 pm
such grand idealism, i love it!! i am impressed with your excellent planning for the event. if was was going to be in the red that weekend i'd be there for sure! 
mia
mia
Posted: Fri May 16, 2003 5:52 pm
The Goddamnit brothers? I think I heard them this past wednesday at Left Flank. They Suck!!!
Posted: Fri May 16, 2003 5:56 pm
Posted: Sat May 17, 2003 3:09 am
i'll tell you what someone is gonna have to remove tk. it's gonna be a big bro from your asshole once the jolly rodger boys pounce on your unsuspecting ass at a crag near you. stay out of our business.
batguano, good news! i just got word from Stihl. they will be doing a demo for their pro-grade chainsaw series. they will be setting up a booth at skybridge. also, mauna loa macadamia nuts will be handed out by the jar as will a stray male dog to place the finished jar on his testicles.
batguano, good news! i just got word from Stihl. they will be doing a demo for their pro-grade chainsaw series. they will be setting up a booth at skybridge. also, mauna loa macadamia nuts will be handed out by the jar as will a stray male dog to place the finished jar on his testicles.
Posted: Sat May 17, 2003 3:25 am