Quest for the Golden Piton Award

Post by **CPower** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 4:53 am

The previous patches statement was an obvious troll to call you whores to the climbing publications out! You have quite probably tarnished the once great and
noble ranking of "Team" all together. Team Quiver will make you rue the day you
set off on your un-holy quest for the sally "Golden Shower" award. We will out do you in every field bar NONE. We will win your Candy Golden Piton and then refuse
to accept the damn thing just to spite you!

Post by **CPower** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 5:37 am

Covering your gear in blood??? Do you people even ICE CLIMB?? I have scars..........ON MY FACE!!! I once stuck a mono point directly into my calf in a 30
foot fall onto a sling wrapped around a popsicle sized drip of ice!!! Bleed? C'mon!
The worst day of skin loss "cragging" is pleasant in comparison. You are dead in the water. No Banner for you. Give up. Disarm or we will Disarm you!

-Team Quiver

P.S. Have you guys decided on what patches to get yet? You'll both look sooo pretty!

Post by **Johnny** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 2:08 pm

Yeah, I suppose if you run around with spikes sticking out all over your body, and your the least bit clumsy, you're gonna get a boo-boo eventually. But seriously, this ice climbing fad is just part of the WESTERN PROPAGANDA! If there ever was ice to climb, it's evaporating so fast those weanies are resorting to climbing ROCK with ice tools. Back when Yvon Chounard was climbing ice, I'd see pictures of him walking backwards up big fat sheets of it. Now, all that's left are little drips that aren't any bigger than what my garden hose can do during a cold snap.

I'm pretty sure they won't even have that category this year due to lack of interest.

NEXT!

Post by **Steve** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:15 pm

Hey Johnny, its a new week arounnd here. You still on this quest for the GPA?

Post by **Johnny** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 4:07 pm

Aw, you ain't seen nuthin' yet Stevo. Rhino and I have HUGE plans for the DerbyFest! Channel 36 is ON OUR SIDE and won't have enough reporters to cover it. Literally!

Post by **Gretchen** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 4:25 pm

Don't worry Johnny, we put in the order for the satellite- like- wide -angle lens for the camera crew!

Post by **andy_lemon** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 7:51 pm

Do you people even ICE CLIMB?? I have scars..........ON MY FACE!!!

Hey Cpower, I chipped my tooth on a piece of ice once... I'm sick with it, I use it for all beverages except beer, which should always be warm. Not to mention the stuff I have to scrape off my car in mid-december to February. Hell, I invented the slogan "Bloody knuckles, frozen fingers". You know what I do when there is no more ice because it is July and hot hot hot!!! I go pee in my icebox and form penicles everywhere.

I'm SSS-III-CCC-KKK dude~

Post by **Johnny** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 8:55 pm

Gretchen, just a reminder to save some space (as lavish as we have) for Team Safety's booth at the DerbyFest. I'll be there in person and I'm waiting on a call from Rhino's agent to confirm he'll be there by videophone. He likes to appear all hurky jerky in front of his fans for some reason.
Thx,
Your hero,
fka Johnny

Post by **Gretchen** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:06 pm

NO problem Team Crush Bone!

Man I have the marketing guys working in over drive on your display!