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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:24 am
by dyno_heaven
ill come over to your house then because i cant shoot the broad side of a barn. or to canada (im sorry, if zombies are trying to kill me i think its excuseable
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:31 am
by Alan Evil
It's too cold in Canada. I'd rather go to Costa Rica.
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:09 am
by Canuck
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:47 am
by gunslnga
dyno_heaven wrote:ill come over to your house then because i cant shoot the broad side of a barn. or to canada (im sorry, if zombies are trying to kill me i think its excuseable
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naw, you can come to my house, Canada is a long haul with the dead on your ass. I got shotguns that will help with your aim, can you throw a baseball? you can be my Grenadier!!!! I will also need a driver of my battle wagon when I go on food raids
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:22 pm
by Alan Evil
Those Costa Rican undead are all short and slow. You know how quick those RRG zombies are! They spin around and whack you with their beard and it takes them forever to chew through to your brain with the single tooth.
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:30 pm
by ReachHigh
http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-G ... 1400049628
I'll be ready!
Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:06 pm
by dmw
nevermind, the link didn't work
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:39 pm
by ynot
I killed a bunch of popcans today with a 44. they might have attacked some body so we took em out. a pumpkin or two got caught in the crossfire and died a terrible death too. when you miss with a 44 it sort of plows the ground up.when you hit stuff, shit goes flying. Dirty Harry had a keen sense of the perfect weapon.bring on the zombies. I bet their head is a lot like a pumpkin.
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:48 am
by Crankmas
did the jewish citizens in the Warsaw ghettoes receive Geneva Convention rights on their way to the ovens? did the German citizens of firebombed cities like Dresden receive said rights? what rights did the citizens aboard the planes flying into the WTC receive? show compassion train for war
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:46 am
by Alan Evil
Let's just set off all the nukes. Our biggest problem is there are too many people.