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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:29 pm
by charlie
"It's only kinky the first time"
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:25 pm
by Alan Evil
"In case of rapture
can I have your car?"
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:36 pm
by hoss
I was traveling through the Czech Republic last summer, and saw a decrepit old man with a cane walking across St. Charles Bridge (with much difficulty). He was probably mid 70’s, early 80’s wearing a pink shirt with blue letters reading “Bad Mother Fuckerâ€
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:47 pm
by soccerfast007
I was in Prague 2 months ago, on that very same bridge, and noticed many funny american shirts. One older (60's) lady was wearing a t-shirt that said "i only party on days that end in "Y" . The Bad mother fucker shirt is probably referencing a movie that hit it pretty big in the EU "Pulp Fiction." Samuel L's wallet, you know "the one that says 'bad mother fucker' on it". I would have tried to order a royale with cheese but they don't offer much as far as hamburgers go, pork and pasta dishes are big.
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:02 am
by RedRiverOutlaw
I just purchased a t-shirt that says:
"Standby For The Greatest Spectacle In Drinking"
and one that says
"Royale With Cheese" (with a photo of a cheeseburger)
and another
Front: "Got Crabs?" Back: "WE DO" Joe's Crab Shack
I also have a D.A.R.E. Winchester, KY t-shirt and a Special Olympics / Kentucky State Police Torch Run t-shirt.
Those last two are a couple of my favorite party shirts...lol
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:51 pm
by charlie
At the pub last night.......
Your Mom Never Gets Old"
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:57 pm
by dmw
My fourteen year old cousin in Venezuela, who doesn't know any English, was wearing a tight pink shirt that said in glittery letters across the front: "Addict Girl" Yeah, I threw it away....
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:34 pm
by marathonmedic
A classic: Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Seen on a short, fat, sleazy guy: "Pimp at Work" on a yellow road sign and with an arrow pointing down that said "Ho's". I think the size was about 4XL.
Seen a few years ago at Miguel's:
front- Feed the bears, ride a moose, drive fast, etc
back- Montana Paramedics
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:48 pm
by pawilkes
I was working at a festival once and saw a woman with horrid bleach blond hair, big heels, denim cut of shorts that let her but fall out a bit and a shirt that said "I <3 Penis"! she looked absolutely revolting but like she'd put out for nearly anyone/anything.
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:55 pm
by marathonmedic
Sometimes you need to advertise.