Bumper stickers that made you laugh today

Post by **Artsay** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:55 pm

Manimal should have this one on his truck:

"Nothing in this truck is worth your life."

Post by **charlie** » Wed May 25, 2005 1:48 pm

Love this one......

"God Bless The Rest Of The World Too"

Post by **Meadows** » Wed May 25, 2005 2:27 pm

I love Happy Bunny stickers:

"You smell like butt."

Post by **lordjim_2001** » Wed May 25, 2005 2:50 pm

Meadows wrote:I love Happy Bunny stickers

"cute but psycho. things even out"
"me want hurt you"
"I love boys they're stupid"
"not listening"

Post by **pawilkes** » Wed May 25, 2005 4:10 pm

Guns don't kill people, People with mustaches kill people

Post by **Toad** » Wed May 25, 2005 4:40 pm

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Post by **ynp1** » Wed May 25, 2005 5:41 pm

"if mary had an abortion, we wouldnt have christmas"

Post by **spuzo** » Wed May 25, 2005 5:58 pm

Happy Bunny: "I think you gave me crabs" (or maybe it was "I think I gave YOU crabs" something like that.....)

and this was a trinket in a cheesey casino gift shop, but should be a bumper sticker:

"Raising children is like having your eyes pecked out by a chicken"

Post by **Toad** » Wed May 25, 2005 9:37 pm

Are you sure it wasn't "A chick childlishly eyeing your pecker gives you a rise"?

Post by **squeezindlemmon** » Wed May 25, 2005 9:46 pm

"Keep Honking. I'm Reloading."