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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:14 am
by dipsi
Send 'em over!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:24 am
by dipsi
tomdarch wrote:
On the one hand, 4th cousins aren't a big deal, genetically speaking. On the other hand, that sounds like some serious country culture to actually know that someone is a cousin four times removed!?!
Yeah, my culture goes back to Harlan, (i.e., "Bloody Harlan") KY. Everyone married young, so great-great granrandparents, and great-great aunts and uncles were plentiful and close-by. Very common to play with fourth cousins. I know fourth is not seriously close, but we always had plenty of jokes to throw out to people. Still like to kid about it. You know, "So do you think our kids might have had three feet?" Fun.
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 8:10 pm
by Wes
Why can't cathlics play golf? You can't get four of them together without a fith.
Why don't southern baptists make love standing up? They wouldn't want anyone to think they were dancing.
Wes
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:00 am
by GWG
Why do you always take 2 baptist along when playing golf? If only one comes along, he drinks all the beer!
Did you know toothpaste was invented in Tennessee? If it were invented any place else, it would have been called teethpaste.
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:42 pm
by alien2
This Catholic priest and Jewish rabbi are chatting
priest: Let's go screw a choir boy!
rabbi: Out of what?
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:33 pm
by TradMike
This dyslexic guy walks into a bra
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:32 pm
by spuzo
TradMike wrote:This dyslexic guy walks into a bra
brilliant
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:45 pm
by dipsi
Old variation:
Did you hear about the insomniac, dyslexic, agnostic?
Stayed up all night contemplating the existence of Dog!
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:34 pm
by tomdarch
dipsi wrote:tomdarch wrote:
On the one hand, 4th cousins aren't a big deal, genetically speaking. On the other hand, that sounds like some serious country culture to actually know that someone is a cousin four times removed!?!
Yeah, my culture goes back to Harlan, (i.e., "Bloody Harlan") KY. Everyone married young, so great-great granrandparents, and great-great aunts and uncles were plentiful and close-by. Very common to play with fourth cousins. I know fourth is not seriously close, but we always had plenty of jokes to throw out to people. Still like to kid about it. You know, "So do you think our kids might have had three feet?" Fun.
I just realized that socializing with (and occasionally marrying) your fourth cousins (not to mention knowing who they are) is very 'country', it's also very 'blue blood'.
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 8:17 pm
by Horatio Felacio
why do catholics suck at chess? they can't tell a bishop from a queen.