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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 3:31 pm
by Alan Evil
Despite these stories of nutjobs in the woods I'd just like to remind everyone that a handgun is rarely used to shoot a stranger in self defense. They are far more likely to be used to shoot the owner or a member of the owner's family. I love shooting guns but facts is facts.
I'm far more worried about drunk, high, toothless, brainless locals driving pick-up trucks in the night than anything else in the Red. Well, that and the idea that SCIN and Ho might be running around in the dark with a bucket of lard, a basket of peyote, and a bag full of monster strap ons.
The real problem is that there are too many people. Let's kill them all.
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 5:35 pm
by Quagmire
hell im more scared of the drug dogs searching camp sites for my stash
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 9:33 pm
by Alan Evil
Yeah, that shit's
fucked up. If I had drugs on me I'd put them and their delivery device(s) into a tupperware thingy with a heavy weight in it and sink it in the cooler before bed. Water is the only way to hide the smell from a dog and even then there's a chance they might pick up something. Keep some sandwich meat on top so they'll ignore your cooler, you hope. Of course I never touch the stuff. Pure as the first snow fall am I. I would never smoke fine sensi through a bong morning, noon and night.
I have thought about carrying my shotgun with me. It's a little full choke 20 gauge but I bet you at short range it'll make a monster hole in somebody. I'd rather not conceal it. Carry it like I do when hunting, being sure to stroke it often and talk to it. Fuck, pack in a semi-automatic assault weapon strapped to your pack if you want to make sure nobody fucks with you. It would especially help to have one of those helmets with the cool night vision goggles on it. And a grenade. When worse comes to worse, a grenade with the pin pulled will definitely turn the tables. You know, come to think of it why don't we just start driving tanks up to the crags? It would clear the trails and save wear and tear on those new sneakers. You could give rides to all your friends and all their friends and maybe some strangers you could shoot if they turned out to be evil doers! You can buy your tank here:
http://www.tanksforsale.co.uk/ They ship worldwide! Bet nobody would fuck with you if you were in a tank.
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 10:47 pm
by ynot
Im still laughing! damn that was the funniest shit I ever read on here! Tank tank tank tank!
The web sight is for real!
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 11:20 pm
by Quagmire
hey ya gotta do what ya gotta do........i want one of those tanks!!!!!! that is wicked cool. BALLS TO THE WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:14 am
by dipsi
Damn it, Alan! I had my heart set on a Highlander. Now, I gotta get a tank!
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:24 am
by ynot
Then you would need expensive ammo and training and the army would always be calling you to borrow it. It would just be another money pit.
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 3:16 am
by young'n climber
Helicopters would be cooler! You could just rap out of one to the crag, and then your pilot would land it on the cliff and wait for you to finish! And if you ever to encounter a foe; you could just swoop in and shoot em' up!
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:14 pm
by Alan Evil
Blimps! Armed blimps! Armed blimps with naked chicks flying them!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:42 pm
by TradMike
What if a helicopter landed on you and the naked chicks fell out of the blimp? I think we need to draw the line somewhere!