Sandy and The Donkey

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Are my actions on this site wrong?

Yes, you poo-poo head, your a bad person.
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no, rock on dude.
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I'm too stupid to answer this question.
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aaron

Post by aaron »

this was sent to me by an anonymous friend....enjoy

So here it was, Christmas was just around the corner and Sandy was feeling lonely. She decided to visit her parents for the Holidays, even though she didn't want to. So there she was on Christmas eve alnoe at her parents house in the country. She just couldn't sleep so she decided to take a walk. Out in the yard while smoking a cigarette. She spried a twinkle of light in the barn. She decided to go see what it was. As she crept throught the barn door. Careful to not make a noise. She saw a light emanating from one of the horse stalls. She crept up quiet as a mouse and peeked over the top. There in the stall was a young 'Jack" donkey in a "excited" state. At the end of the shaft on his penis, where the head would be, was a light. A red light was emmanating from the end of his cock!!!
"Oh, My!"exclaimed Sandy,"Would you look at that!"
"It is a sight to see, isn't it.",said an unknown voice.
"Who said that!?", Sandy said in a breathy hlf whisper.
" I did.", said the voice.
Sandy,looking around,"who are you?"
"I am Rudy, the Christmas donkey." Replied the donkey
Sandy's gaze returned to the donkey and said ,"You?"
"Yes, me.", said the donkey."I can talk on Christmas eve"
Sandy said,"And that looks like thats not all you can do!"
"Yes'"said Rudy,"I have other special powers. The more excited I get then the brighter my cock glows."
"Well, what does it take to excite you?"Sandy said earnestly
"A nice rubdown does feel good." Replied Rudy
"I would like to see how bright it goes!" Sandy exclaimed excitedly.
"Come on in and take me for a ride if you like!" Rudy said, his giant donkey cock pulsing brighter with excitement.
Sandy threw open the door to the stall and boldly stepped inside. Wasting no time she tore her clothes off and fell to her knees. Reaching to the glowing cock like a child about to open the biggest box on Christmas morning.
When she gently grabbed Rudy's giant donkey cock, he shuddered and a fresh light pulsed from the head.
"You were telling the truth!" Sandy said with child-like glee in her vioce."It's true!!"
"I told you I would grow brighter,"stated Rudy matter-of-factly," You should stroke me and then see how much brighter I grow."
"I'll do you one better!" Sandy said as she palmed the donkey cock."I'll suck it!"
Sandy, now glistening in her womanhood, slipped a hand down to touch herself while using her other hand to guide the donkey cock to her mouth.
As she took Rudy, the Christmas donkey's cock into her mouth it grew brighter and brighter. She was only able to get a few inches into her mouth of this three foot giant.
Stopping to catch her breath,"she exclaimed"It's too big." Breathlessly she then exclaimed." I will have you inside of me!"
Rudy, upon hearing this grew even brighter."Yes, that would be nice."
Sandy rolled under Rudy and raised her ass as high in the air as she could. Rudy, Seeing that she had his cock posed and ready for penetration. Stepped forward and penetrated her at the same time.
"Be gentle."Sandy whispered.
"I will be gentle as kitten ." Rudy said in his best 'I promise' voice
As Rudy and Sandy fell into a Rythm Sandy looked down to see the light of Rudy's Christmas cock inside of her, she could see it through her belly and watched fascinated as it moved in and out of her. Pulsing brighter with each stroke.
"I think I'm going to come!" screamed Sandy.
"I will come with you!"Rudy returned.
As their rythm became faster and faster towards their simultainious orgasms Sandy was taking in almost two foot of donkey cock!
And they came together. Rudy pulsing and dumping a full half gallon of donkey come into Sandy's pussy. Come went everywhere. In Sandy. On the walls of the stall. Running down her legs. All over her.
"Well, that was nice."Rudy said while staggering in the stall."I must be off though, there are other lonely girls who need to be visited by the Christmas dondkey."Rudy said as he was leaveing through the open door.
"Will I ever see you again?" sandy asked with tears in her eye, as she followed Rudy out, into the barn.
"If you are lonely, look for me next year on Christmas." said Rudy as he went through the door that Sandy had left open.
"I must be off!" Rudy said as he gave a mighty leap and jumped into the air.
Circling the barn as Sandy gazed on Rudy yelled to her."Look for me next year on Christmas eve!" and then he flew out of sight
"Dammit,"gushed Sandy,"Men! Alone again on Christmas eve, dumped by a donkey!"
Waddling from the reaming that she had endured, she made her way back inside to the stall and retrieved her clothes. Without putting them back on she walked toward the house."Maybe daddy is awake." she thought to herself as she walked naked through the front door.


Merry Christmas Sandy!!! icon_wink.gif
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Post by ertbaby!!! »

*wipes a single tear from his eye* that was beautiful. you truely captured the spirit of christmas. Bravo!
...well, i can only climb about a 5.10. but i can belay a 5.14c like you wouldn't believe!!
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Post by longlegsrule »

I think someone needs to hack and replace some names in that story....

Aaaaaaaaaaaron, that's the longest worthless post I've ever read...actually I didn't finish reading it

I'm ashamed of you Pimp. I thought you might grow up to be one of the nice guys...

<<<<sigh>>>>>>>

guess not
From Kentucky ;o)
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Post by garageclimber »

4 stars... I dont agree with all the shit you've said lately but that could be an oscar winning movie... you should think about selling it to Paramount or something.... or at least a classy porn company! HOT!
its a 5.9 but if u climb it backwards and upside down i'd say it goes at 5.14c.... maybe d
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Post by ynot »

classy porn company. isn't that like jumbo shrimp and military intelligence?
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aaron

Post by aaron »

i didn't write it, only posted for an anonymous friend. not pimp.
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Post by longlegsrule »

I don't care who wrote it...it's now under YOUR name!
From Kentucky ;o)
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Post by merrick »

holy shit!!!!

i don't know whether to laugh or cry but that is the first post i have read that has made me squirm in a long time.
Back from the Dead!
aaron

Post by aaron »

i just have some disturbing friends.
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Post by Alan Evil »

ertbaby!!! wrote:"respect authoriy"??? who says that?.. ever.
Well, any South Park fan would use those two words together with abandon. Except most South Park fans would spell it correctly.
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