Would you prefer I identify another closely related species--the Ohioflower? (Just kidding, everyone... please no ethical diatribes about regionalism etc etc. Piles of crap are a universal problem across all cultures indeed.)
In any case, I still don't get it--why can't people dig a frikkin hole or crap before they get to the crag? Is it ignorance or plain laziness? Sudden explosive diarrhea followed by a desire to leave a disgusting bacteria-laden mess? (Rhetorical questions, I know).
The ongoing weekend idiot report
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It's in the woods, man. Anything goes and there are no repercussions.
Victory Whip in da House. Yeah.
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Give them their shit and paper back in their backpack when they aren't looking. Take a bag like for dogs and use it to give back.
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Hopefully their "well behaved" dogs that are not leashed will consume it and lick their owners' faces for dessert.
Victory Whip in da House. Yeah.
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Clevis Hitch
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If you let them, most dogs will lick the shit off of your ass so theres no real need for paper...i'm just sayin'
If you give a man a match, he'll be warm for a minute. If you set him on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
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mike_a_lafontaine
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But...how do...where...Clevis Hitch wrote:If you let them, most dogs will lick the shit off of your ass so theres no real need for paper...i'm just sayin'
I've got nothing...
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clevis, you should take your dog down to the Weber's and let him help clean out the bathrooms.
training is for people who care, i have a job.
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Get up to Global a week ago and there's a large group at Father and Son. I ask how much longer they'll be and they say they have about 6 more to go up. I head over to Eureka for a quick warmup since we'd just driven 10 hours. There are 2 people there finishing up but mention that the large group had already staked their claim to the climb. I go back to the person who I believed to be the leader and let them know that we're jumping on Eureka since they were still all gathered at F & S. As I'm climbing, one of the girls from the large group starts talking about eating boogers. Not in a quiet voice but such that anyone in the entire county could hear.
After we're finished, we head back over to Kentucky Pinstripe since they are still all over F & S. By this time, the girl who was sharing her experience as a booger connoisseur is trying to climb. She starts sharing with everyone how her harness is riding up her crotch. (Would have hated to be that harness) A short time later, she starts complaining that her crotch is going numb.
All right already! Enough about your personal problems. Share them with your friends but not with the entire crag.
After we're finished, we head back over to Kentucky Pinstripe since they are still all over F & S. By this time, the girl who was sharing her experience as a booger connoisseur is trying to climb. She starts sharing with everyone how her harness is riding up her crotch. (Would have hated to be that harness) A short time later, she starts complaining that her crotch is going numb.
All right already! Enough about your personal problems. Share them with your friends but not with the entire crag.
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you went to climb eureka and father & son on a weekend?
i agree! what an idiot!
i agree! what an idiot!
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So true!toad857 wrote:you went to climb eureka and father & son on a weekend?
i agree! what an idiot!
After driving 653 miles, it was mid afternoon, the mind was foggy, and we were just looking to get on something quick. We were headed to our cabin and saw that there were only 3 cars at the pull off so figured this was as good as anyplace. Wouldn't have thought that everyone from those vehicles were on F&S.