Economic Stimulus

[tomdarch]

Hey I'm psyched to get my 300 bucks now I can pay my on-line smut bill!

See! A lot of the money will stay in and "stimulate" the US economy. If we all spend it on smut, then we'll spike the sales of US made goods like kleenex and KY. Also, a fair amount of the money will be spent in the US on boob jobs (and for fans of boy-beef, pec/calf implants and HGH) You kinky types will lead to spending on custom (read: domestic) made leather/vinyl stuff.

If you're good at deluding yourself, then spending it at strip clubs would also be good, as you are supporting the college education of the nice girls and boys, which is kinda like infrastructure investment! (But, in reality, a lot of that spending will likely make its way to Columbia, via Mexico)

[Crankmas]

so true though a lot of the strippers are unwed mothers as well as college students, its an investment in the future

[Spragwa]

so true though a lot of the strippers are unwed mothers as well as college students, its an investment in the future

Or sexually abused druggies with a plastic surgery habit.

[Crankmas]

is that your way of saying Forrest Gump was actually the equal story of Ginny as well? I mean peas and carrots are not the nutritional powerhouse one without the other...

[Alan Evil]

I eat my peas with honey
I've done so all my life
I admit it tastes quite funny
but it keeps them on the knife.

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[Shamis]

so true though a lot of the strippers are unwed mothers as well as college students, its an investment in the future

Or sexually abused druggies with a plastic surgery habit.

After sampling both, I find the druggies much more entertaining.

[krampus]

yeah, they are generally more open to suggestion

[Alan Evil]

Was it you that told me, "Man, if you've got a bag of shit like this, they'll do anything!"?

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