Patches on pants = three dollars
Rack of draws and rope = 178 dollars
Gas to the Red = 48 dollars
Getting caught pinching your wee-wee in a photo with Lynn Hill = Priceless
Second place goes to Dipsi. (We'll discuss your prize in private. )
"Guess where I hid your shoe, Lynn!"
"Hee hee, and I thought you were just happy to see me!"
Honorable mention goes to Krampus for the largest number of witty submissions.
The Sour Grapes award goes to Buster.
Everyone who posted may collect a consolation prize of a bottle of Ale-8 and a tee-shirt at the next MV Trail Day (Sat, Nov. 10).
Rick
We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand. - Randy Pausch
None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau
"Want to know how to pick up chicks? Here's a tip. Take a down jacket like this one and stuff it in your pants. Chicks go crazy for that "big package" look."
'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The polite way to excuse yourself and take a piss.