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I hate to admit it but I laughed quite a bit at Zoolander. Maybe it's just because I'm so incredibly good looking.

My vote for the worst movie ever is Splinter. It's the only movie I've ever booed in the theater.

O, a very bad modern rendition of Othello

yeah, zoolander cracked me up

casino royale was horible, the dude did make a good bond but as a whole, it did just not add up as a good bond movie. The chase scenes were rediculusly unbelievable, everytime they wanted to make a plot twist they would just add another character who had no previous part in the movie and there were absolutly no cool henchmen. they needed to bring back oddjob

All bond chase scenes are unbelievable dummy.

unbelievable yes, but not rediculusly unbelievable. If I wanted to see that crap I would have watched crouching tiger hiden dragon. I might have a different opinion if the guy he was chasing was a cool henchman who was known to be a badass but no, just some nameless badguy.

The King Maker. To give you a glimpse, here's a snippet from a scene:

"There will be a fight to the death! The winner will receive a quick death! The loser will receive a slow, painful death!"

At which point David and I looked at each other and wondered aloud "But... it's a fight to the death..."

If you're looking to spend 90 minutes making fun of a movie, though, it's a really good time.

Cassandra's Dream - it was sloooow and I've seen Ewan McGregor do better. Colin Farrell actually did more than just look pretty (as he does in other films), however.

The Anarchists Cookbook - awful, it was to SLC Punk what half baked was to dazed and confused, only worse. And the pro conservative undertones where atrocious. A sad sad attempt at molding the minds of the young rebels.

Don't ever let your woman talk you into watching 'The Bridges of Madison County'. You will end up blowing your brains out somewhere in the second hour, I guarantee.