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Post by Alan Evil »

I hate to admit it but I laughed quite a bit at Zoolander. Maybe it's just because I'm so incredibly good looking.

My vote for the worst movie ever is Splinter. It's the only movie I've ever booed in the theater.
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Post by Feanor007 »

O, a very bad modern rendition of Othello
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Post by krampus »

yeah, zoolander cracked me up
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Post by krampus »

casino royale was horible, the dude did make a good bond but as a whole, it did just not add up as a good bond movie. The chase scenes were rediculusly unbelievable, everytime they wanted to make a plot twist they would just add another character who had no previous part in the movie and there were absolutly no cool henchmen. they needed to bring back oddjob
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Post by young'n climber »

All bond chase scenes are unbelievable dummy.
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Post by krampus »

unbelievable yes, but not rediculusly unbelievable. If I wanted to see that crap I would have watched crouching tiger hiden dragon. I might have a different opinion if the guy he was chasing was a cool henchman who was known to be a badass but no, just some nameless badguy.
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Post by Yasmeen »

The King Maker. To give you a glimpse, here's a snippet from a scene:

"There will be a fight to the death! The winner will receive a quick death! The loser will receive a slow, painful death!"

At which point David and I looked at each other and wondered aloud "But... it's a fight to the death..."

If you're looking to spend 90 minutes making fun of a movie, though, it's a really good time.
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Post by Meadows »

Cassandra's Dream - it was sloooow and I've seen Ewan McGregor do better. Colin Farrell actually did more than just look pretty (as he does in other films), however.
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Post by krampus »

The Anarchists Cookbook - awful, it was to SLC Punk what half baked was to dazed and confused, only worse. And the pro conservative undertones where atrocious. A sad sad attempt at molding the minds of the young rebels.
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Post by woodchuck008 »

Don't ever let your woman talk you into watching 'The Bridges of Madison County'. You will end up blowing your brains out somewhere in the second hour, I guarantee.
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