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Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2003 12:56 am**

Well, Nair doesn't stay where you put it!

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2003 12:27 pm**

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2003 2:06 pm**

There's a really easy solution here. Just let someone else drive the razor!

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2003 2:36 pm**

OH you stepping up to assist us Kato

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2003 2:48 pm**

I just hate to stand by when a friend is in need.

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2003 3:44 pm**

You da man Kato! We will keep you in reserves and call you in an emergency!!! Damn, Heidi sure could have used you last week!!!

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2003 6:22 pm**

(cue 12-bar blues)

fetch my razor gretchen
it's there on my bedstand
I said fetch my razor gretchen
it's there on my bedstand
well fetch my razor gretchen
it's there on my bedstand
and bring the whiskey bottle
to steady up my hands

sit down here beside me
and bring the stropping leather
right down here beside me
don't forget my stropping leather
just sit right here beside me
and bring that stropping leather
you lean back and sit real still
and hold my cigarette

take my soap and brush
work some lather up for me
say take my soap and brush
and work some lather up for me
well take my soap and brush
and work some lather up for me
soon we'll be steppin' out
just as smooth as peaches and cream

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2003 7:10 pm**

Kato, do you use a straight razor with a pearl handle?

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2003 7:44 pm**

I'm not letting him near me. No way...uh uh. Nope. He's too psycho.

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2003 9:27 pm**

Damn that's good Kato! Now I want to hear you sing it while you strum your geetar brother!

I knows what I am getting you for chriistmas this year!

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