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J-Rock
Posts: 1936 Joined: Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:30 pm
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by J-Rock » Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:02 am
I was wondering if anybody would catch that one!
"Those iron spikes you use have shortened the life expectancy of the Totem Pole by 50,000 years."
--A Navaho elder
squeezindlemmon
Posts: 1452 Joined: Mon Apr 12, 2004 7:02 pm
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by squeezindlemmon » Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:47 am
Brilliant, Dipsi! BRILLIANT!
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our mind. ~Bob Marley
Paul3eb
Posts: 2445 Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2003 1:49 am
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by Paul3eb » Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:40 pm
"for some people it's genetic: they don't have to try and they can climb hard. i don't have the climbing genes i would need to send this today."
and great loves will one day have to part -smashing pumpkins
Danny
Posts: 1088 Joined: Mon Oct 07, 2002 7:20 pm
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by Danny » Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:18 pm
similarly
me: I'm too old
peter: so and so is way old and climbs super hard
me: he's a mutant. i'm just a normal person
Saxman
Posts: 3088 Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 7:10 pm
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by Saxman » Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:36 am
Homework interrupted up my training schedule.
The theory of evolution is just as stupid as the theories of gravity and electromagnetism.
Alan Evil
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by Alan Evil » Sat Aug 20, 2005 5:34 pm
"There's a dead gerbil in my butt and that keeps me from highstepping."
--Someone told me Ho said that
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie
"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
SCIN
Posts: 4932 Joined: Fri Sep 20, 2002 1:19 pm
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by SCIN » Thu May 08, 2008 12:30 pm
Just read this on someone's scorecard on 8a.nu:
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"Fell after last bolt past all crux moves b/c of a bad tick mark on onsight attempt."
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Those bad tick marks blow my "onsite" every time!
Yo Ray jack dynomite! Listen to my beat box! Bew ch ch pff BEW ch ch pfff! Sweet!
-Horatio
JR
Posts: 1128 Joined: Tue Oct 08, 2002 6:18 pm
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by JR » Thu May 08, 2008 1:10 pm
Is it proper etiquette to poach a 3 year old thread?
der uber
Posts: 1044 Joined: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:42 am
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by der uber » Thu May 08, 2008 1:14 pm
I like to fabricate an excuse upon the climber (which was once done to me):
"That was awesome! You were so close! Had you not used the bolt hanger as a foot, you'd have had it."
Josephine
Posts: 2216 Joined: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:38 pm
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by Josephine » Thu May 08, 2008 8:31 pm
...the hold broke!
...it wasn't clean - the FA shudda used a wire brush! (now that we all know *I* shouldn't
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...i was too sckeeeered.
... i suck
i think those are my standard fall backs.
"Unthinkably good things can happen, even late in the game." ~ Under the Tuscan Sun