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Posted: **Sun Aug 08, 2004 5:36 am**

I dont get it meetva?

Posted: **Sun Aug 08, 2004 8:47 pm**

young'n, i recommend that you read the joke aloud.
don't think too literally.

if you still don't get it pm me your number and i'll tell the joke to you personally.

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 1:30 am**

Why did the cactus cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 2:46 am**

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To prove to the opossum that it could be done.

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:54 pm**

You might be a redneck if you and your dog both pee behind the same tree.

Posted: **Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:39 pm**

Or if you've had at least one relative die right after saying, "Hey! Watch this!"

Posted: **Tue Aug 10, 2004 11:31 pm**

Or if you answer "Yes" to the question on the marriage license application that asks if you're related!

Yep, in ky this question really exists. Anyone ever been to Pikeville? They answer yes a lot there!

Posted: **Wed Aug 11, 2004 7:52 pm**

Actually about in any rural county!

I dated my fourth cousin in high school. He's still a hottie!

Posted: **Wed Aug 11, 2004 9:43 pm**

dipsi wrote:Actually about in any rural county! I dated my fourth cousin in high school. He's still a hottie!

On the one hand, 4th cousins aren't a big deal, genetically speaking. On the other hand, that sounds like some serious country culture to actually know that someone is a cousin four times removed!?!

Posted: **Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:21 pm**

Don't worry Dipsi. My cousins are hot too. Most of them are too old for me

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