Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 2:17 pm
Thats right, "im a gigilo spending lots a dough!", what a bad song, makes me realize how much rap can suck.
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 2:18 am
Well, how flattered am I? I do; however, have a grandson just about your age, Young'n! Now, go to your room!
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 2:42 am
Wow, thats the second time ive been told to go to my room by someone other than my mother in the past few days, weird!
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 2:53 am
That's what mothers say. It gives us a sense of power, but we know who's really in charge! 
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 12:47 pm
gigolo?ynot wrote:Gigilo (spelling?)
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:04 pm
I thought this beautiful sentiment was worthy of repeating. I'm so happy for you guys!!Artsay wrote:Ray's lips will be all that I savor the rest of my days.
Yep, I am the lucky one!
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:08 pm
I want to savor myself by sticking a bananna into my beautiful rectum and pinching it shut with all my might in order to severe the bananna. This will leave a portion of the bananna in my colon which I will let rot and make a welcome home for any insects that would like to live there. I will call this the disneyland of rectum banannas for the homeless. I will then, in three years, push this bannana out of my rectum and smear all over my body for any people that would like to consume.
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:04 pm
So Ray and Michelle, what exactly is the story behind you two meeting?
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:18 pm
I saw her at Miguel's and thought she was a hot momma. I heard she was a hippie chick sport climber and knew she would want nothing to do with an heavy drinking trad thug like myself so I wrote her off.
A few weeks later I saw her at Climb Time Cincinnati and luckily I had my adorable little beagle Tucker with me (RIP). She immediately took the bait (thanks Tucker) and began petting him. That's when I got my chance to lay my charm upon her plus take my shirt off and boulder in front of her.
We went out later that night and I couldn't keep my eyes off her. I had this sick feeling in my stomach like I HAD to have her. I was obsessed. We went to a bar with a couple of friends and just before it was time to leave, I left out early. I found her car and picked the lock. I jumped in the back seat and hid for a few hours until she came out. Just when I heard her coming up to the car, I had a let out a little fart and some juice accidentally came out of my ass. There was no way I was escaping the smell. She got into her car, started it and began driving. I saw her nose twitching and I was thinking "Oh god...please don't turn around!". Sure enough, she looked in the back seat and saw me. I immediately jumped up and gagged her with a rag I found in back. The car veered off the road and onto a sidewalk (almost hitting some pedestrians). I jumped out and they saw the stain in back of my pants and ran. I pushed Michelle into the passenger's seat and I took the wheel. I drove back to my house in Loveland while holding a plastic knife to Michelle. We pulled up to my house, I opened the door and she took off running. I chased her down the road until she couldn't run anymore. I grabbed her and dragged her back to my house and threw her in the basement. I kept her there for a few months while playing some subliminal message my friend at the University of Cincinnati Psychology Department made for me when I was trying to quit cutting myself. This had no effect on her so I changed the words around to say "You will love Ray".
A few months later I opened the basement door again and Michelle came walking up the stairs with a huge smile on her face. The plan worked! I had her for life. She has loved me ever since and I am thankful for it. All I have to say is if you want something do whatever it takes to get it.
A few weeks later I saw her at Climb Time Cincinnati and luckily I had my adorable little beagle Tucker with me (RIP). She immediately took the bait (thanks Tucker) and began petting him. That's when I got my chance to lay my charm upon her plus take my shirt off and boulder in front of her.
We went out later that night and I couldn't keep my eyes off her. I had this sick feeling in my stomach like I HAD to have her. I was obsessed. We went to a bar with a couple of friends and just before it was time to leave, I left out early. I found her car and picked the lock. I jumped in the back seat and hid for a few hours until she came out. Just when I heard her coming up to the car, I had a let out a little fart and some juice accidentally came out of my ass. There was no way I was escaping the smell. She got into her car, started it and began driving. I saw her nose twitching and I was thinking "Oh god...please don't turn around!". Sure enough, she looked in the back seat and saw me. I immediately jumped up and gagged her with a rag I found in back. The car veered off the road and onto a sidewalk (almost hitting some pedestrians). I jumped out and they saw the stain in back of my pants and ran. I pushed Michelle into the passenger's seat and I took the wheel. I drove back to my house in Loveland while holding a plastic knife to Michelle. We pulled up to my house, I opened the door and she took off running. I chased her down the road until she couldn't run anymore. I grabbed her and dragged her back to my house and threw her in the basement. I kept her there for a few months while playing some subliminal message my friend at the University of Cincinnati Psychology Department made for me when I was trying to quit cutting myself. This had no effect on her so I changed the words around to say "You will love Ray".
A few months later I opened the basement door again and Michelle came walking up the stairs with a huge smile on her face. The plan worked! I had her for life. She has loved me ever since and I am thankful for it. All I have to say is if you want something do whatever it takes to get it.
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:27 pm
I have been trying to come up with a way to say what I'm trying to say but it ain't working so I'll leave it at Congrats- I wish you two the best life has to offer.