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Smart move Sandy!

Nevermind...I keep typing something that I think is profound and it's not...so I am just going to refrain from saying anything at all...probably the best move -

Let's get back to perverted (consensual) sex acts and bowel movements.

Oh damn! Wrong forum again...'

alan you seem very sexually repressed, though i can not in good faith support it maybe you should visit a few strip clubs, or better yet find a nice girl who likes sex, we are out there, promise...

Alan Evil wrote: Fuck this stupid forum. As long as Dirt is allowed to post this is a HUGE waste of time.

yeah, you motherfuckers whining about some dude soloing in front of you (oh lordy!) isn't a huge waste of time. other whining motherfuckers bitching about the nuances of onsighting and declaring yuji didn't onsight sphinx crack, isn't a huge waste of time. man, this whole board is really one HUGE waste of time. the online guide is helpful and every once in a while you get a decent couple of posts about obscure routes, but everyone mostly talks about stupid, mundane shit.

So are you single, MiaRock? I'm a nice guy even if I'm a little twisted and evil.

I despise strip clubs. Blue balls are easy enough to come by, there's not reason to pay a LOT of money to some underfed, underlit, skanky girl to really tease me.

In my opinion the nicest girls are the ones that like sex. Unfortunately they all find me to be repulsive and they throw things at me when I say, "Hi." A pretty girl smiled at me once but when I smiled back she leaned over and said, "Look, I have to work here and be nice to you but if you don't leave now I'm going to call security." This was at the checkout counter at Walgreens. As I apologized and gathered up my purchases she hissed at me that she had a gun in her purse and knew how to use it. I get this all the time. God help me if I actually ask an attractive girl for a date...

The problem here is that I'm nice. Women HATE nice guys. Oh yeah, they all whine about how their men aren't nice enough but they just blow off (and not in a nice way) men that are nice. I'm also bald and women hate balding men. They want men with thick, flowing hair. Even the fact that I'm hung like a horse doesn't help. No, I take off my hat and they run screaming or point and laugh.

*sigh* Poor me.

i am single, nice and like sex, why am i still single?!

alan, you sound like a nice guy but i noticed your website and truthfully it was a bit frightening. maybe you just need to tone down the evil part a bit.

i like nice guys, just not sappy "walk all over me" guys. i think sometimes women that like bad boys really don't think they deserve to be treated well. and bald can definitely be sexy...

i agree with ho's "this whole board is a waste of time", we all just have a lot of time to waste. oh and banishment is still fucking gay. maybe someone else can carry the torch on dirt's behalf?

oh and if i am correct in guessing who is who, the "hero" idea came about from someone who joe helped in the real world. he cut up his climbing rope to help someone who's car died along way from miguels and then towed the entire truck up motherlode hill. so maybe some background is necessary before one jumps to conclusions.

I dont see why dirt is banned. All this shit about taking stuff seriously, that no fun. This whole fucking forum is more entertainment than anything. Only a few posts ever make it on the board before they turn to shit, but what do you expect. Some people get soooo, worked up over the shit that is written on this site, it really is quite funny. Yeah, joe is a great guy, he did pull my friends truck back from the lode when some of you pieces of shit would have just said "that sux" and been on your way without even thinking about helping. So fuck all the shit thats said on this forum, its all a big joke!