4th Annual Derelict Festival!!!!!

Post by **kentuckysarah** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 3:16 am

Oh and I don't piss out my alcohol (only when I have to)

I do break stuff (Muao Dib: I will try to refrain from this as much as possible at your party) and I probably make an ass out of myself and I pass out and then drink more. You don't drink so that you can puke...or atleast I don't...you drink to get drunk.

Post by **Danny** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:03 am

Yea, whatever kentuckysarah. I'll drink your scrawny ass under the table as an after thought .

Post by **andy_lemon** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:08 am

Dr. Piss walks in...

Awards for holding your piss the longest or not "breaking the seal" will be awarded at Muao Dibs on Friday. The ceremony will comence at 1 p.m.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 1:15 am

watch out ks, danny will throw you into spice racks if you piss him off.

hey andy lemon, who made your ass in charge of awards at derelict fest? sleep light motherfucker.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 1:17 am

on another note, we, the organization committee of derelict fest, are becoming overly excited about friday nights activities! we have recently developed a new game that will be held, with the winner receiving a wonderful "mystery prize"! it is called "the challenge of the truck of many smells". should be interesting.

we are also excited about the many possibilities of breaking stuff and creating large-scale fires. thank you for your hospitality muao dib.

Post by **merrick** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 9:12 am

maybe we can have some drunken sport rappelling too. i think we should have a contest to see who can fall off the roof fastest while trying to sport rappell. that person can be given the redneck of the year award and we can all sign the person's casts.

Post by **StephyG** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 12:58 pm

Hmmm, "the challenge of the truck of many smells" I wonder who will win that?

You may have trouble finding something to break, my roommates have decided to remove all breakables. Something else that might be fun though is bar tack tattoos. You could sell them to raise money for next years derelict fest.

Post by **kentuckysarah** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:31 pm

Damn...that means I have to drive now. Maybe I'll just forfeit the truck of many smells contest unless my brakes stop acting weird.

Post by **kentuckysarah** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:56 pm

Oh, and Danny: how are you going to drink my scrawny ass under the table when all you'll be drinking is Ale-8? And please don't throw me into the spice racks (or anything else)...I'll be nice, I promise

Post by **Spragwa** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 5:03 pm

Ho. I want it to be "the challenge of the vehicle of many smells." I am a shoe in for the win on that one. My lil beater will kick your trucks ass any day. Trust me.