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pigsteak
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Re: Attire

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I have some old Yojimbos somewhere you can have if you like......
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.
Brentucky
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Re: Attire

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bcombs wrote:In all seriousness, the line is drawn at manpris. If Sharma shows up at the cliff with that crap on I'm done.
Awww c'mon now, it's just ignorant cultural upbringing or something. Manpris are definitely the perfect climbing attire.
efil lanrete... i enjoy the sound, but in truth i find this seductively backward idea to be quite frightening
sletten1
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I wore gym shorts the first few times i climbed. Then i gave a hanging belay in gym shorts. Needless to say that cuz the discomfort i havnt climbed in anything but jeans since.
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Rollo
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Re: Attire

Post by Rollo »

guys who wear scrubbs anywhere but a hospital look like (read "are") pedophiles.

i don't wear manpris but i bet all you people that are making fun of them have rolled up your pantslegs a time or two... guess what?... you are wearing homemade manpris.

sharma has worn manpris.

wearing jeans is "southern style"... so be cool and fucking drink a beer while you're at it.

i wear the prAna Mojo Short when it's hot... i love em.
i wear jeans, khakis, or the prAna Zion Pant if it aint.

a friend of mine met me at the shell to climb once. i was wearing prAna pants and a prAna t-shirt. when he saw me the first thing he said was... "look at you all prAnaed up!" in a disgusted tone.... he was wearing scrubs though....fucking pedophile.
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pigsteak
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Re: Attire

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crap, I did forget manpris are brentucky's fav outfit....maybe you'd look better in scrubs....
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.
Brentucky
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Re: Attire

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pigsteak wrote:crap, I did forget manpris are brentucky's fav outfit....maybe you'd look better in scrubs....
Don't worry, I save my manpri scrubs only for those most special occasions.
efil lanrete... i enjoy the sound, but in truth i find this seductively backward idea to be quite frightening
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krampus
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Re: Attire

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fucking pedophile
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bcombs
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Re: Attire

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Brentucky wrote:
bcombs wrote:In all seriousness, the line is drawn at manpris. If Sharma shows up at the cliff with that crap on I'm done.
Awww c'mon now, it's just ignorant cultural upbringing or something. Manpris are definitely the perfect climbing attire.
Sorry, tucky, didn't mean to offend. But look at that pic I posted. That dude needs his ass kicked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDgq-K2oYLo
shear
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Re: Attire

Post by shear »

Manpris' are only acceptable if you're from the following places:

Norway
Finland
Switzerland
Germany
Sweden
etc...


Anywhere else = not cool and most likely gay. I also predict an overload of locking carabiners and an atc on your harness too, even while climbing.
Brentucky
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Re: Attire

Post by Brentucky »

bcombs, i wasn't offended until you apologized. now you are making me look like a manpri-wearing sissy! take that shit back! oh, and i fully look forward to you removing yourself from whatever may be my latest proj and moving elsewhere whenever i roll up in em.

also, if anyone could have seen the way krampus laughed at me the first time i ever showed up in my homemade manpris you would know i had thick enough skin to handle it. amid his laughter he finally caught his breath enough to ask me if I had beat up a 12-year-old girl and taken her pants. then he probably put on some gay knee-pad later. :roll:
efil lanrete... i enjoy the sound, but in truth i find this seductively backward idea to be quite frightening
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