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Re: ACCESS TO ROADSIDE - closed unttil further notice

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:09 pm
by KD
rhunt wrote:I love how every access issue or just complaint about climbers often ends up being about dogs and yet the dog owners still try to defend bringing them to the crag.
I hear you - same with hippies and hammocks. the only thing worse would be a hippie dog in an hammock - that could cause the Red to close

Re: ACCESS TO ROADSIDE - closed unttil further notice

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:06 pm
by toad857
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Re: ACCESS TO ROADSIDE - closed unttil further notice

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 3:54 pm
by caribe
toad857 wrote:[img]oprah
That is drop dead funny!!!!!!

Re: ACCESS TO ROADSIDE - closed unttil further notice

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:16 pm
by pigsteak
rhunt wrote:I love how every access issue or just complaint about climbers often ends up being about dogs and yet the dog owners still try to defend bringing them to the crag.
only thing worse is bring gumbies out of the gym, yet we also allow that.....

Re: ACCESS TO ROADSIDE - closed unttil further notice

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:22 pm
by KD
or a gumby-hippie that looks like a dog in a hammock - that's sickening.

Re: ACCESS TO ROADSIDE - closed unttil further notice

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:24 pm
by climb2core
pigsteak wrote:the rules are common sense appreciation for the land:
They don't have any posted, but I bet I could come up with a few:

No dogs.
No children.
No smoking.
No profanity.
No new routes.
No fixed gear. (That means you and your project draws brah)
Carry out all toilet paper and poop. Please do not even think of burying your crap at the crag.
No groups bigger than 4.
Don't top rope thru the fixed gear.

Pretty basic, and broken every single day at the Red by entitled, self absorbed climbers. every. single. day.
Really Porkchop? How many of these have you broken???
I am guessing
You have brought a dog to a crag
You have swore (pretty fucking silly rule) ;)
You have developed a route without obtaining permission from an owner
You have left project draws on a route
You have taken a shit and buried it.
You have climbed with a group larger than 4.

How close am I? Be honest now...

Re: ACCESS TO ROADSIDE - closed unttil further notice

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:27 pm
by KD
but he never slept in a hammock with a dog-faced hippy

Re: ACCESS TO ROADSIDE - closed unttil further notice

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:21 pm
by ted
why is there 3 or 4 cars there every time i drive by there?

Re: ACCESS TO ROADSIDE - closed unttil further notice

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:23 pm
by climb2core
ted wrote:why is there 3 or 4 cars there every time i drive by there?

LOL, I am guessing they might be climbing at this place called the Zoo. Ted, I am thinking you are trad climber, right? :)

Re: ACCESS TO ROADSIDE - closed unttil further notice

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:24 pm
by Shamis
What's with the hammocks. I ran into some kids at a local crag here in PA 2 weeks ago. They didn't think they needed 2 biners on their toprope anchor, but they did bring 2 hammocks. wtf.