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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 12:53 pm
by anticlmber
if it wasn't for physics and law enforcement; i'd be unstopable.
if your going to ride my ass at least pull my hair.
both on a "soccer-mom" subbie here in SLC.
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:53 pm
by charlie
"98% of republicans make republicans look bad"
Awesome, and so true.
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:26 pm
by BMT
I was filling up my tank and looked over at a midget at the next pump he turned around and i saw his shirt said
"Does this shirt make me look short?"
i almost pissed myself
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:13 am
by Canuck
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:23 am
by ynot
license plate: on a new truck
lyf sux
must not be that bad if he can afford a new truck
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:18 am
by Crankmas
Obama/McCain- either way you lose.
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:14 am
by ditzywonder
portable cell phone booth.
I need that on mine....
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:49 pm
by Don McGlone
5:05 - The workingman's 4:20.
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:28 pm
by captain static
"What am I flypaper for morons?" Then the guy with that bumper sticker wouldn't turn right on red at the stop light even though the coast was clear. What a moron!
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:50 am
by Danny
maybe he had to wait until you freed yourself, ha ha, just kidding
