Jerry Sightings
I'm gonna gradjimadate from Jerry to Chuffer, then all I've got to do is eat me a bunch o' choclate puddin', drink me some beers, an' I can finally be a real live Portly Spraylord!Horatio Felacio wrote:you're a sharp one jay! soon you may graduate from jerdom!
"Always carry a large flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake." -W.C. Fields
so does some one with a ass load of locking biners on runners and what looks like a very tradesque anchor system clipped to their harness while climbing a 5.7 sport climb count as a Jer?
And the belayer who takes both hands off his ATC while above mentioned climber is climbing to take pictures...is he a Jer...
The Climbing Club leader...the guy standing by oggling the pigtailed giggling girls wearing butterfly wings (yes, butterfly wings to the crag) and doing nothing about the Look Ma No Hands belay technique....definitely NOT a Jer - right?
He who never actually climbs but has more gear than a Mountain Gear catalogue that he carries from crag to crag and spreads out to finger and caress while spraying his spray for all within and without earshot and doesn't ever touch rock cept to place a nut at the base of a sport climb??? Jer? or not a Jer?
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And the belayer who takes both hands off his ATC while above mentioned climber is climbing to take pictures...is he a Jer...
The Climbing Club leader...the guy standing by oggling the pigtailed giggling girls wearing butterfly wings (yes, butterfly wings to the crag) and doing nothing about the Look Ma No Hands belay technique....definitely NOT a Jer - right?
He who never actually climbs but has more gear than a Mountain Gear catalogue that he carries from crag to crag and spreads out to finger and caress while spraying his spray for all within and without earshot and doesn't ever touch rock cept to place a nut at the base of a sport climb??? Jer? or not a Jer?
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"I enjoyed a Guinness after I got back home from Palm Sunday Mass." - Captain Static
"Listen, you heard what I said. Do you want me to donate or not charlie. Suck it up and procreate." - Andrew
"Listen, you heard what I said. Do you want me to donate or not charlie. Suck it up and procreate." - Andrew
spuzo wrote:so does some one with a ass load of locking biners on runners and what looks like a very tradesque anchor system clipped to their harness while climbing a 5.7 sport climb count as a Jer?
And the belayer who takes both hands off his ATC while above mentioned climber is climbing to take pictures...is he a Jer...
The Climbing Club leader...the guy standing by oggling the pigtailed giggling girls wearing butterfly wings (yes, butterfly wings to the crag) and doing nothing about the Look Ma No Hands belay technique....definitely NOT a Jer - right?
He who never actually climbs but has more gear than a Mountain Gear catalogue that he carries from crag to crag and spreads out to finger and caress while spraying his spray for all within and without earshot and doesn't ever touch rock cept to place a nut at the base of a sport climb??? Jer? or not a Jer?
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