This crusty co worker from accounting ask if I wanted to go climbing on some land in Morehead. I could see he had this crazy look in his eye and smelt of bourbon, but he seemed legit and to morehead we went. After a bunch of crying and kicking on top rope I was hooked and buying gear.
"there's a line between self improvement and self involvement"
"Dogs are nature's pooper scoopers ."
Ah, gee, thanks!