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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:02 pm
by Crankmas
queers gays homosexuals or just persons who have the right as adults to live their lives as they please as long as it doesn't break any laws or actually aren't caught breaking any of those laws- more PC?
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:07 pm
by Alan Evil
The first time a Brit asks you for a cigarette in London you kind of cringe.
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:02 pm
by ashtray
i heard craig might not be gay (oops, i mean a faggoty faggot) but instead he might be ambisexual. He just wanted a nut, and can you blame him? Do you know how stressful doing god's work is (crushing unions, making tax breaks for multi-millionaires permanent, opposing gay rights, exporting all the mfg jobs to China, etc.)? I am sure he just needed a release. So keep up the good work Senator Craig. At least this "everyman's" man still supports your good deeds, and I understand. Hell, nothing sets me right like getting a blowjob from some anonymous man in a public toilet stall at an airport.
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:31 pm
by Alan Evil
Maybe he opposes gay rights because if gays had equal rights they wouldn't want a blowjob in a bathroom.
And let's just continue the story with his (non)resignation... or whatever it was. He said he "intended" to resign but is now saying he might not. Would that be considered flip-flopping?
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:16 pm
by Crankmas
has Craig disclosed his position on the top or bottom of the issue yet? if I postulate correctly I could assume his being from I-da-ho he would be the bottom dweller with delusions of a positional crossover of course so no not a real flip flopper but real congressional pole seeker
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:37 pm
by TradMike
All this negative publicity has nearly rectum uh wrecked him.
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:12 am
by Alan Evil
[quote="borowitzreport.com"]Craig: I Will Not Blow This Job
Idaho Senator Withdraws Resignation
Less than one week after announcing his intention to resign from office, embattled Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho) changed course today, telling reporters in Washington, “I will not blow this job.â€
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:36 am
by ashtray
Crankmas wrote:has Craig disclosed his position on the top or bottom of the issue yet? if I postulate correctly I could assume his being from I-da-ho he would be the bottom dweller with delusions of a positional crossover of course so no not a real flip flopper but real congressional pole seeker
BRILLIANT !!!!