Lateralus wrote:No No No, if you are 10 years older than your climbing partners the geriatric excuse may be used unless you send and then it's used to abuse those youngsters. I've even heard rumor that once you are 40, 2 letter grades may be applied to any and all sends, unless you don't send then it's a full number grade add.
Soooooo, add 20 years to 40, and I'm thinking 2 more letter grades............
I send 12s!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, Piggie! I am a real climber!
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you wish Dipsi..you haven't paid the membership dues yet to get your spray master card...buy a pie and brew this Spring, and all the REAL climbers will vote on your potential memebrship.
Sport climber= whiney bitch who feels entitled to shit they know nothing about or had a hand in. Als feels that every other climbing style is worthless.
Trad Climber= whiney bitch who feels that by hauling 60 lbs of shit 5 miles to climb a 35 ft. peice of crap is "REAL" climbing, Also feels that every other climbing style is worthless.
Boulderer= whiney bitch whose afraid of heights and thinks two moves a foot off the ground is the "Soul" of climbing. Feels that every other climbing style is worthless.
Alspenis and mountaineers= just because you're probably going to die on your "hike" does not make IT great. It makes YOU a Fukin idiot. Also thinks that every other climbing style is worthless.
Climbers on the Internet= Bunch of pussy ass,wanna be free from the cube but stuck with gym and excuses of not getting out, trolling for people that may or may not know less/more than them, as they stroke their small labia/dick in hopes of making themselves look bigger and cooler for their non-climbing friends. Freely give their opinion on shit they have NO Idea about (IMHO....fuckers) using their secret codes and those fuckin Emo-cons. Any style of climbing isworthless as long as they can bash you about it.
Most Climbers= WHINEY BITCHES. DON"T KNOW SHIT AND FEEL THAT PEOPLE THAT DON'T CLIMB/LIMB AS HARD AS THEM ARE WORTHLESS. LOVE THE ADVENTURE" OF OVERGRADED, OVERCLIMBED, OVERCHALKED SHIT. BUT REFUSE TO TAKE A FIVE MINUTE WALK TO SEE SOMETHING NEW. aLL OF THEIR STYLES ARE WORTHLESS. AND THEY ARE ALL PUSSIES.
Anticlimbers= Climbs for the enjoyment of it. Not the numbers, not the babes/dudes, and not the crowds. Just for the sheer love....of pissing off others. Eat it bitches.
