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Misconceptions about ninjas:

Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.
A Samurai is NOT a ninja.
Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.
If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.

Misconceptions about pirates:

A Pirate is NOT a rat that eats pies.
Pirates do NOT have special powers beyond normal humans.
Pirates do NOT know how to breakdance.
Pirates do NOT have a curse

• Pirates
  
  Ruthless and brutal
  Wear eye patches
  Fight with swords
  Represented by a skull and bones
  Obnoxious and stink horribly
  Have large shadows from being fat
  Launch cannonballs
  Ride in big wooden boats
  Put daggers in their teeth
  Say "Arrrrrrrrrrgghh"
  Limp with pegged legs
  Taught by other pirates
  Have names like Schmee
  Can be smelled before seen
  Use rowboats
  Drink all day long
  Rely on other crew members
  Make traitors walk a wooden plank
  Don't bother hiding, ever
  Kill people with black powder guns
  
  Ninjas
  
  Lack any personality
  Wear headbands
  Fight skillfully with any object
  Can remove a spleen in one swift motion
  Live in your house secretly for days
  Can remove their shadow if needed
  Hurl shurikens
  Go anywhere they want instantly
  Catch bullets in their teeth
  Kill themselves if they make a noise
  Can run 100 miles on their hands
  Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2
  Have cool words like Sepulku
  Are masters of disguise
  Can hover for hours
  Flip out and kill everything
  Are completely self-sufficient.
  Split planks vertically with their nose
  Can hide in incense smoke
  Kill people.

dmw wrote:Chuck Norris would beat out all the midgets, clowns, Peters who wish they were as hot as ninjas, and anticlimbers and their tube socks!!! I already kicked Mr. Roger's ass a long time ago, that's why he is dead.