On Another Note

Post by **Stewy911** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:37 pm

this threead is cracking me up................

Post by **reospeed** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:40 pm

clowns freak me out.

no huge boner here...

Post by JB » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:40 pm

who would win if ninjas and pirates had a fight?

MR ROGERS would win, that's who!!!

Post by **dmw** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:43 pm

Chuck Norris would beat out all the midgets, clowns, Peters who wish they were as hot as ninjas, and anticlimbers and their tube socks!!! I already kicked Mr. Roger's ass a long time ago, that's why he is dead.

Post by **charlie** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:45 pm

I understand you may be confused, there are a lot of misconceptions about Ninjas and Pirates.....

Misconceptions about ninjas:

Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.
A Samurai is NOT a ninja.
Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.
If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.

Misconceptions about pirates:

A Pirate is NOT a rat that eats pies.
Pirates do NOT have special powers beyond normal humans.
Pirates do NOT know how to breakdance.
Pirates do NOT have a curse

Barring the drinking all day thing ninjas are just so much sweeter, you guys don't even know.....

Pirates

Ruthless and brutal
Wear eye patches
Fight with swords
Represented by a skull and bones
Obnoxious and stink horribly
Have large shadows from being fat
Launch cannonballs
Ride in big wooden boats
Put daggers in their teeth
Say "Arrrrrrrrrrgghh"
Limp with pegged legs
Taught by other pirates
Have names like Schmee
Can be smelled before seen
Use rowboats
Drink all day long
Rely on other crew members
Make traitors walk a wooden plank
Don't bother hiding, ever
Kill people with black powder guns

Ninjas

Lack any personality
Wear headbands
Fight skillfully with any object
Can remove a spleen in one swift motion
Live in your house secretly for days
Can remove their shadow if needed
Hurl shurikens
Go anywhere they want instantly
Catch bullets in their teeth
Kill themselves if they make a noise
Can run 100 miles on their hands
Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2
Have cool words like Sepulku
Are masters of disguise
Can hover for hours
Flip out and kill everything
Are completely self-sufficient.
Split planks vertically with their nose
Can hide in incense smoke
Kill people.

Post by **reospeed** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:46 pm

haha....

dmw wrote:Chuck Norris would beat out all the midgets, clowns, Peters who wish they were as hot as ninjas, and anticlimbers and their tube socks!!! I already kicked Mr. Roger's ass a long time ago, that's why he is dead.

this is the ultimate show down of ultimate destiny...

so yeah...optimus prime would do some damage.

http://reospeed.blogspot.com/2006/11/wh ... doing.html

watch the video...

Post by **anticlmber** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 10:32 pm

DMW i'll make YOU my tubesock. anyone that thinks ninjas are cool are weak! pirates are where its at ye scurvy sea-dogs. i'll keel haul the whole mess a ya. ninjas would be cool if they wore eye patches. thinking about it now. Charlie, dmw i must be a ninja, cuz you all never see me cumming. on your back.

Post by **Alan Evil** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:12 pm

Post by **reospeed** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:53 pm

perfect.

Post by **dmw** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:28 pm

no, jr, you aren't a ninja..... you are a (dare I say it?) CALIFORNIAN!!! ha ha