FA's revisited

Post by **Yasmeen** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:51 am

pigsteak wrote:Like when you hear a newbie say "I sent C Sharp today", yet you saw them standing on bolts and hanging all over it. Don't you feel an obligation to nicely explain to them the meaning of "send"?

Totally. May I recommend my personal tactic for maximum embarrassment on the other party's behalf? Get on the loudspeaker at Miguel's and make sure to use names. You're guaranteed to run the sucker out of town. No more "sends" for him.

Post by **RRO** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:40 am

pigsphincter, please take your meds and go to bed.

why are you so worried about others actions ? do you need a group hug, do you feel down and out, possibly early winter blues ? i will take one for the team, here it goes....good job piggie, we love you and worship you as the sport route setter god that you are.....

i only ask one thing. you need to decide if your going to be a bitter old man or a "positive vibes bro, positive vibes" type of man. i need to know who the piggie really is. you and yasi are right, the kids standing on bolts today totally deserved an ass kicking. you just were not prepared enough to deliver it. if ray ellington, larry day or matt nasty were there they would have cut their harness, let their dogs pee on their rope and tossed their shoes in the puddles. if you were half the bitter old man your forum personality lets on you would have done the same, poser. you really have an issue kipp and need to figure out your climbing lifes calling.

Post by **pigsteak** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:35 am

Maybe this has to do with the fact I haven't touched rock or plastic in 14 days....bitter fits me man..why be all "rasta peace love and freedom" when there are gumbies to bash so they stay away? RRO, since you have the Loren breakfast, maybe you naming a breakfast special "the pigsnut" would give me my dose of self confidence and public adoration I so sorely desire.

well, except for the 12" long round piece of plastic that I use to....never mind..different thread.

ATTENTION: Yasmeen is a cheater and liar about her sends. Do not climb with this woman.

Post by **Yasmeen** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:06 am

pigsteak wrote:ATTENTION: Yasmeen is a cheater and liar about her sends. Do not climb with this woman.

Are you still upset about the time that I came clean about padding my spray list with 5.6s so you wouldn't feel outdone? Piggie, I did that for you! The lack of appreciation really hurts.

Post by **ReachHigh** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:37 am

There An't anything wrong with 5.6

Post by **Yasmeen** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:02 am

I tried to tell him that.

Post by **SCIN** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:09 am

pigsteak wrote:OK SCIN, I can completely go with that. Now, if one of you hadn't sent..would both people go on the FA? Or does your version of this story mean all listed parties had to send the route, or at the very least work on sending the route?

Man, we probably would've put both on the FA just for the hell of it.

Post by **ynot** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:17 am

I keep getting this mental picture of Piggy doing the bloodpressure thing like in Smokey and the bandit where he has to stop and go OAMMMM OaMMMM OaMMM
until his blood pressure monitor quits going beepbeeepbeeep. Yas makes a pretty good Sally Field don't she?

Post by **dipsi** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:47 am

ReachHigh wrote:There An't anything wrong with 5.6

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Bless you, my child!

Post by **Wolf** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:45 pm

Hell, there's nothing wrong with 5.0. But you can do as many 4.15's as you want and never be a climber.