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Okay, it's a gotta share moment. One day on the bus ride home from high school, this fat girl named Charlenie unintentionally barfed into my new straw handbag. Okay, I move to the front of the bus mumbling things like, "bitch," "gotta toss the bag," etc., get myself and my barf bag all cozy in a new seat. Well, here comes Charlenie lumbering to the front of the bus and once again barfed......you got it, into my bag. I think later in life she invented the barf bags for airplanes!

It just keeps getting better and better. Great description of the PUKE by the way...

Nevermind the contents of your bag, but wouldn't a STRAW handbag leak zook juices all over the place?

Better have ZOOK juice in a bag that you can toss than a belayer on a ledge with ZOOK breath...
I feel your pain though...

Well, you can wash mohair sweaters, long pleated skirts, and twirl socks! Saddle oxfords wiped clean, and fortunately she missed my teased bouffy do!

What was I thinking?

I was riding home from the gym tonight and I saw some dude puking all over a naked chick on the side of the road. I pulled over to witness the event and upon further observation I realized that the woman was moaning. The dude took her skirt off and kept puking all over her naked body. The woman was obviously on her period, so she took the sanitary napkin off and started licking the blood clots off. The man stopped puking and shared the napkin with her. They both seemed to really enjoy sticky blood clots and period juice. Eventually the man took his pants off and shared the turtle head that was popping out of his butthole because he had to poop. The woman took a magic marker from her purse and poked at the turtle head. It squished into the end of the cap. She then sucked the excrement from the end of the cap and screamed Shitsickle!

It's a messed up world here in Lexington. I just want to go back to Cincy.