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alien2
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overhung wrote:
alien2 wrote:The Karate Kid would whip them all even with a twisted ankle
No he wouldn't. You're wrong. Chuck Norris could kill the Karate Kid, probably with a roundhouse kick to the face.
That round house would never get close... The Karate Kid would catch the half house and punch norris in the little norris. Down he would go!
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Horatio Felacio
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Post by Horatio Felacio »

the karate kid was not actually ralph maccio as people have long assumed, but instead one single sperm cell after chuck norris had sex with mr. miyagi.
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overhung
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Post by overhung »

alien2 wrote:
overhung wrote:
alien2 wrote:The Karate Kid would whip them all even with a twisted ankle
No he wouldn't. You're wrong. Chuck Norris could kill the Karate Kid, probably with a roundhouse kick to the face.
That round house would never get close... The Karate Kid would catch the half house and punch norris in the little norris. Down he would go!
You are wrong again. The Karate Kid would rely on his crane technique, and as we all know, Chuck Norris can kill any bird.
I've had just about enough of this shit.
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alien2
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Post by alien2 »

overhung wrote:
alien2 wrote:
overhung wrote:
No he wouldn't. You're wrong. Chuck Norris could kill the Karate Kid, probably with a roundhouse kick to the face.
That round house would never get close... The Karate Kid would catch the half house and punch norris in the little norris. Down he would go!
You are wrong again. The Karate Kid would rely on his crane technique, and as we all know, Chuck Norris can kill any bird.
Maybe so but then the gang from Outsiders would come back and avenge his death and Chuck can't handle that gang. And if that doesn't do it, he has some other friends, remember, I think Eight is Enough to do Chuck in for good.
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Timberly
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Post by Timberly »

When god said let there be light, Chuck Norris said "say please"
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Eric
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Post by Eric »

today is Chuck Norris's birthday. Everyone should celebrate it by roundhouse kicking the next person they see.
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overhung
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Post by overhung »

Eric wrote:today is Chuck Norris's birthday. Everyone should celebrate it by roundhouse kicking the next person they see.
I already did. Roundhouse'd the wife this morning as she entered the bathroom. Unfortunately, she was prepared and I end up unconcious from a triangle choke. Dirty bitch.
I've had just about enough of this shit.
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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

I wish someone had told me so I wasn't the one waking up to a roundhouse kick to the face. I didn't know what happened until just now. Jeez.



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Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

You can now get the facts on T-shirts!

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