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thank you paul, i needed to know what i really looked like when im riding. oh yeah, you forgot to mention those lycra shorts are like a pair of Depends, so comfy though

does 3:08 with Galloway meet your specs? geesh, such elitism....

do i need to remind all of you how stupid "cardio" is? let's all go run somewhere.. no where in particular.. just somewhere. or bike around a trail or loop. or swim laps. or, better yet, get on an elliptical machine that mimics the natural motion of a human being violated by a machine. how about shootin' some hoops.. run back and forth in a rectangle and put a round, rubbery placebo in a basket then give high fives to our shirtless lovers, repeat until exhausted.

and don't even get me started on marathons.. talk about irony.

yeah, what a bunch of morons

paul,

you forgot to include climbing in the list of stupid activities...climb to the top, and then lower to where you started..why all the effort?

pigsteak wrote:you forgot to include climbing in the list of stupid activities...climb to the top, and then lower to where you started..why all the effort?

ahh.. there it is. thank you

The hole is for your prostate, not your balls. If your balls fit through that little slit then you have bigger issues than runners and lycra.

actually it isn't for your prostate its for an artery that goes to the penis and if it gets pinched regularly for years on end or hit really hard it can be pinched and the flow would be restricted. restricted flow means lower pressure which means mr. biker can't get a woody and therefor can't have sex. biking doesn't make you infertile, it just makes you unable to get it up. if i had to have the choice i'd choose shooting blanks over having a limp unit.

One could argue that a limp noodle could also cause infertility.

no prob...figured you were looking for someone to bait....