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pickup lines
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 7:00 pm
by batscout
I borrowed this from my sister "don't I have pretty feet"?
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 7:23 pm
by J
can I borrow a quarter? cause I promised to call my mom when I met the girl of my dreams
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 7:47 pm
by diggum
awwwwww...
that's so cute.
a little outdated since
1. there aren't really many payphones around anymore &
2. they're 35 cents a pop now if you can find one.
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 7:55 pm
by Namaste
One of the corniest pick-up lines I've ever heard: "Is you dad a theif? Because he must of stolen the stars and put them in your eyes."
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 9:02 pm
by Wes
'Wow, you have curves that would flip a Porshe"
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 9:18 pm
by Meadows
Yo' daddy must've been some scientist, cuz you da bomb, baby!
Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 8:18 pm
by Paul3eb
my name is george. i am unemployed and i live with my parents. -george castanza
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 4:10 am
by Alan Evil
"Baby, you so fine I'd eat the peanuts out your daddy's shit."
Yep, I actually heard that one.
From the same guy:
She so fine I'd drink her bath water.
She so fine I wish I wuz her toilet paper.
She so ugly the doctor slapped her momma when she was born.
They don broke tha ugly stick on that one.
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 7:57 pm
by Crankmas
I'm hard-you wet?
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 3:57 pm
by J
ok, if my first one wasn't good enough, then
"If you've lost your virginity, then can I have the box that it came in?"