Favorite Pickup Lines... I'm bored
pickup lines
I borrowed this from my sister "don't I have pretty feet"?
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"The ignorant marvels at the common, the wise marvels at the exceptional, but the greatest wonder of all is the regularity of nature"
"The ignorant marvels at the common, the wise marvels at the exceptional, but the greatest wonder of all is the regularity of nature"
"Baby, you so fine I'd eat the peanuts out your daddy's shit."
Yep, I actually heard that one.
From the same guy:
She so fine I'd drink her bath water.
She so fine I wish I wuz her toilet paper.
She so ugly the doctor slapped her momma when she was born.
They don broke tha ugly stick on that one.
Yep, I actually heard that one.
From the same guy:
She so fine I'd drink her bath water.
She so fine I wish I wuz her toilet paper.
She so ugly the doctor slapped her momma when she was born.
They don broke tha ugly stick on that one.
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie
"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]