A Lost Canadian

Post by **tomdarch** » Tue May 17, 2005 8:04 pm

At least one American is on to the threat:

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Post by **Rizzo** » Tue May 17, 2005 10:55 pm

J-Rock wrote:Killer beavers?!? That reminds me of the time Karla had her food stolen at Devil's Lake from a wild "beaver". She yelled out over and over, "A beaver took my food! Look at that beaver!" Climbers came running from all over... turns out it was really a groundhog.

And this report comes to us from a guy whose machismo melts into a pile of whimpering jello at the sight of a butterfly?

"Honest, I coulda pulled through that 12D crux if that killer Monarch hadn't fluttered past my nose... Uh, BTW, is pee bad on a rope?"

Rizzo

Post by **J-Rock** » Wed May 18, 2005 3:12 am

Butterflies are so scary though! They are ferocious! When I was a little boy nothing frightened me, but for some unknown reason I was terrified of butterflies. I remember one time when I was about 4 or 5 and a group of giant killer monarchs chased me all over the place. It was like a flying fleet of fire that threatened my very existence and nearly caused my demise. Fortunately I finally made it to the house screaming and yelling in a mad dash as I narrowly escaped a horrible death.

Ever since then butterflies have always terrified me and evoked a similar flight or fight response. In fact last weekend one flew out of my pack and I nearly had a heart attack!

Post by **marathonmedic** » Wed May 18, 2005 4:03 pm

Yes, J-Rock. The butterflies are fierce. Would you like some jell-o with your yummy lunch?

Post by **J-Rock** » Wed May 18, 2005 5:45 pm

They sure are scary though!

Post by **Meadows** » Wed May 18, 2005 7:54 pm

Well, they can suck at least a quart of blood from your system so I understand your fear. Geez, imagine having 50 of them on you at once. Instant death!!!!

Post by **canadiandood** » Thu May 19, 2005 2:21 pm

Talk about a total hi-jack of this thread!! hahah. ok. I'll get some beer. Maybe we will bring some REAL BEER down for you americans to taste.

BEEEEEEER>> MMMMMMMM

Post by **marathonmedic** » Thu May 19, 2005 5:21 pm

You mean that moose piss they sell up there?

Post by **Wes** » Thu May 19, 2005 5:23 pm

I drank a beer named moose drool in a little town outside the NE entrence to Yellowstone once. It was damn good.

Post by **canadiandood** » Thu May 19, 2005 5:26 pm

You mean moosehead? East coast beer! Have you guys had any Alexander Keiths? Also an East Coast beer. Novia Scotia