Rags is a BITCH

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:53 pm

man, why the fuck are you at work if your just gonna type shit on the computer?

i guess you could say they are stalking me...i have their heads nailed to the wall with salad forks watching the game of rummy between me, your wifes body with the head of a lettuce and those bubble eyes from a craft store. i had to use sticks to prop her up. Shes drunk as hell! keeps falling off the table. that crazy lucie! little rags is proving to be quite useful as an arm for colonel ferguson.

Post by **Rags** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:54 pm

allright. I has got to go get some work done so I'm not here all night.
do you work in a bar, LLR?

Post by **longlegsrule** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:59 pm

no...stupid office and the asshole boss in TX wants shit done...I am actually working though...and trying to sober up a little to drive home too....

if i worked in a bar i would never get anything done

Post by **Kiribell** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:01 pm

Horatio Felacio wrote:man, why the fuck are you at work if your just gonna type shit on the computer?

i guess you could say they are stalking me...i have their heads nailed to the wall with salad forks watching the game of rummy between me, your wifes body with the head of a lettuce and those bubble eyes from a craft store. i had to use sticks to prop her up. Shes drunk as hell! keeps falling off the table. that crazy lucie! little rags is proving to be quite useful as an arm for colonel ferguson.

Dude!! That was my idea - WTF! Man...Did you break into my house and steal my notes or something...I F-in swear..nothing is sacred anymore..

Post by **Rags** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:21 am

ahhh, hofo-- you are just plain darlin. more twisted than phone cable but cute as hell. no wonder you and ray got sumpin special.
no wonder you didn't like wyoming, did that cowboy have his way with you?

Post by **Kiribell** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:34 am

Damn!! Is Sodomy legal in Wyoming?? Those crazy cowboys...What will they think of next..

Post by **dipsi** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:04 am

Baaaaaaaa!

(That wasn't Dipsi; that was a sheep calling a cowboy. Okay, I suck at this too!)

Post by **Alan Evil** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:54 pm

You know, I never did ask you which pile of shit you used to match that color you picked for your dining room. So, which pile of shit was it?

Post by **Rags** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:54 pm

<sigh> out of your 1403 posts which one do you think said anything relevant?

Post by **longlegsrule** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 3:25 pm