Jenibbler....Supercharged Noob Pulls the Bottom of Africa

Post by **pigsteak** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:58 pm

paul, no apologies needed. you didn't offend me or hurt my feelings, and even if you did, my liberal feel good advisors tell me that you are entitled to your opinion, and i should respect it. (unless you voted republican in the last 24 years, which in that case you are just an ignorant lad.)

what happened here is the funny part of climbing....spraying for someone else is "OK", but spraying for self is considered bad form. what gives? if we truly were happy for someone, wouldn't a private email be enough to relay our congratulations? with the onset of the internet, why do we all (myself included) think the world needs to hear everything we say?

see, I have formed the opinion that we post on here for deeper issues in our psyche...it's like the old saying "we all like to hear ourselves talk"...if we are not ready for a dissenting opinion, may I suggest we keep our views, and spray, private, thereby shielding them from critique.

wanna guess how many times I hear "tolerance" and "love" preached on here, and then get the "shut the f*** up already" line thrown my way? it only reinforces my overall point...that we all are only tolerant of views that don't diverge very far from our current worldview.

Post by **Alan Evil** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:07 pm

It might also be that we're a community and we're keeping up with who is taking part, what they're doing, how they're climbing, etc. This way you know a little bit about someone's abilities, interests, etc. in the event you end up climbing with them. If you find out you're going to be in a group including jenibbler (heh heh, what a stupid name) you'll know she's a beginner with potential. What you don't know is she's a cool chick so stop being a dick. Kiribell is also cool so stop being a dick to her too. And Amy (don't know her board name) is cool so don't be a dick to her. And I'll punch you in the nose if you're a dick to dipsi, ok? Look, just stop being a dick in general. Except to the 5.12 and above climbers. They deserve it. Start giving them shit. Fucking elitist assholes, think they're better than everybody else. I just wish my brother George was here.

Post by **pigsteak** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:11 pm

see, there ya go...alan evil loves the ladies, and hates the elitist pricks...he protects his own, and bashes those he doesn't relate with.

Post by **Alan Evil** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:14 pm

Oh, I would relate with them... if they brought their own petroleum jelly.

Post by **pigsteak** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:17 pm

you mean you'd take it from all of them? how generous of you.

Post by **Alan Evil** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:20 pm

Hasn't anybody told you what a swell guy I am? I'm so fucking swell I'll teach your mother to suck eggs!

Happy happy joy joy!!!

Post by **pigsteak** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:31 pm

lol..actually i hadn't heard that. I had been hearing more along the lines of under sexed, angst ridden, atheistic, intolerant basher...but hey, we can't get the entire world to love us, can we...

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:44 pm

actually the entire world loves me. even my mortal enemy just informed me that i am now a personal psychological project.

Post by **Alan Evil** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:57 am

Does this mean I don't get another "deposit"? I already bought a whole pack of tulip bulbs and a gallon of extra virgin olive oil.

Post by **Kiribell** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:09 am

Now this just got damn entertaining!!

And Piggy, for the sake of public record, I actually do like you even though sometimes I do want to punch you in the nose myself...

And if he's a dick to Dipsi I'll just switch his chalk out with C-4T powder and watch a pretty explosion when it touches warm rock..