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And if we hadn't backed off, I probably would have done some huge runout way off route and run into territory above my ability. We later found out the climb is notorious for getting people into trouble.

pigsteak wrote:Sport:
1-I was climbing at the Red, and the routes were so damn boring and repetitive that I fell asleep and fell off the crux.

Sport:

1.) I was climbing at Jackson Falls, the routes were so covered in wet nasty moss I couldn't see the holds let alone the bolts

2.) I was climbing at Jackson Fall and broke my leg because I decked blowing the clip at the 3rd bolt..or was that the anchors....?

that was the chains brah!!!

7.My mythos usually rock

I like this excuse. Much better than admitting to being weak or lacking in climbing ability.

What about this excuse? - Not necessarily applicable to me, despite my name. "My boobs are too big," or for the guys, "My balls are too big?

busty wrote:What about this excuse? - Not necessarily applicable to me, despite my name. "My boobs are too big," or for the guys, "My balls are too big?

That should read: "My nuts are too big." Works for both traddies, and sportos.

Pumped out trying to remove a spider at the crux.

For sport, trad, and bouldering

Ah its to easy........real meaning- my ego 's too big

Its too late

Its too early

I had too much lovin' last night

how could you not mention my personal favorite, especially for the summers at the red:

it's too damn humid!!

I don't need excuses, everyone already knows I can't climb worth a piss.