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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 6:49 am
by 512OW
Horatio Felacio wrote:512OW wrote:This may be the gayest thread ever. Why would you not want to just use lotion? When you aren't out climbing, what does it matter??? Its not like it stays moist for a whole week....thats why you have the problem in the first place...duh.
Why do you want callouses??? Thats like wearing old school aces with extra thick rubber.....plus, callouses promote injury....that flapper you got....is because of a callous, and will heal slower because it is a callous. Talk to a male gymnast who does rings....they'll tell ya.
Boy, you guys think way too hard about training and maintanence and shit when you should just go climbing and shut up.
Geez....gayness.
thanks for clearing the lotion question up and the mention of a male gymnast. that is definitely not gay. thanks for the unambiguously heterosexual response.
Ho, I don't know a single gymnast, male or female, who couldn't kick your ass.
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 6:53 am
by 512OW
diggum wrote:I got flappers way before I had callouses. Jackass.
Which route from your spray list did you get flappers from? American Crack or Bedtime for Bonzo???
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 3:54 am
by canadaclimbergirl
http://www.mec.ca/Products/product_deta ... _id=744945
I got some samples of this stuff sent to me at the climbing wall and i've used it a few times. so far so good.
512OW you make me laugh. Thank you so much. I've been on the road for work a few days, and I still have 8 days to go until I get home. Keep me happy baby. I owe you for it.
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 4:36 am
by Horatio Felacio
yeah he makes me laugh to. the way that little bitch prances around in his underoos and chews the fecal matter up in his jaws of the human he just raped. mastacation as i like to call it. fecal mastication. prance for me little boy! prance for me in your gymnast suit you bitch. pretend you're doing the rings and grunt for me in a one piece spandex suit you little whore! grunt like you do when i've got you bent over the toilet thrusting up your sweet little ass. you bitch.
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 5:33 am
by marathonmedic
Ho, do these sage words of yours just flow effortlessly or do you have to work on them? Either way, I bow to your creativity.
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 5:14 pm
by diggum
Everyone has to start somewhere.
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 8:44 pm
by 512OW
Horatio Felacio wrote:yeah he makes me laugh to. the way that little bitch prances around in his underoos and chews the fecal matter up in his jaws of the human he just raped. mastacation as i like to call it. fecal mastication. prance for me little boy! prance for me in your gymnast suit you bitch. pretend you're doing the rings and grunt for me in a one piece spandex suit you little whore! grunt like you do when i've got you bent over the toilet thrusting up your sweet little ass. you bitch.
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One piece spandex?? Gymnast, not figure skater.
They aren't underoos either....thats a REAL Superman suit....
The rest of it I'll agree with.
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 8:46 pm
by 512OW
diggum wrote:Everyone has to start somewhere.
Agreed, however, how in gods name would you get a flapper on one of those routes???
Also, if flappers don't come from callouses, how come you dont' get them on the backs of your hands from jamming, or on your knees when you scrape them? Why does the skin just tear everywhere else? Why do these flappers always tear in a rounded shape, in the spot where a callouse forms??
Geez. I'm dealing with idiots.
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:46 pm
by canadaclimbergirl
HA HA HA HA HA
ahhhhhh.....so funny. and so very common sensical..
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:38 am
by Paul3eb
as for flappers coming from callouses: ask people what you should bring to hueco when you boulder and almost every one of them will tell you a file. know why? it's to file down your callouses because the sharp edges grab them and rip them off. without callouses, you just slowly lose skin. no callouses = no flappers. you asked for advice in the first place and we're just trying to help out.