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busty
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Post by busty »

Potentially a 1st amendment violation if they were arrested for the content of speech itself. If they were being disruptive (noisy; disrupting the activities of the courthouse where they were, etc.), its unlikely to be a first amendment violation.
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Spragwa
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Post by Spragwa »

Nah, they were arested for disorderly conduct. It was an based upon their behavior and not their speech. If they're smart, and NY cops are supposed to be pretty dang good, they didn't even include the speech in the offense.
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busty
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Post by busty »

Like I said earlier, an arrest for the speech itself is unlikely - especially speech making fun of lawyers.
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Spragwa
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Post by Spragwa »

LOL! Good point. No one would arrest someone for hacking on a lawyer...
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busty
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Post by busty »

Top 10 things that sound dirty in law, but aren't:

10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
1. Think you can get me off?
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Post by alien2 »

What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra? Taller
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Post by ReachHigh »

What's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?

A hooker will stop screwing you once you're dead.
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TradMike
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Post by TradMike »

Man who told lawyer joke gets last laugh as grand jury dismisses case

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/ ... -apnewyork
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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

Woohoo! Chalk one up for Freedom! Yeah! Red, white, and motherfucking blue! YeeeHaaawww! Quick, let's pass a law to put the 10 commandments in every classroom!

Give me another Milwaukees Beast, Gladys! I'm gonna play the lottery!
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Post by Alan Evil »

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
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