Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 3:45 am
Damn, I wish I could come up with one that good about sportos, but, uh, I can't.
What you hear in golf: [Whack!] ... "Shit!"
What you hear in climbing: "Shit!!!!" ... [Whack!]
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 3:54 am
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 1:47 pm
How many boulderers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to change the bulb, two to spot for him, and three to shout "Yeah dude yeah, YOU CAN DO IT DUDE!!!"
Six. One to change the bulb, two to spot for him, and three to shout "Yeah dude yeah, YOU CAN DO IT DUDE!!!"
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 3:39 pm
What did the trad climber say that was having a bad day?
I have no friends and my nuts are too small
I have no friends and my nuts are too small
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 4:52 pm
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef!!
Why do gorilla's have large nostrils?
They have large fingers!!
How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!!
Anyone can roast beef!!
Why do gorilla's have large nostrils?
They have large fingers!!
How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!!
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 8:05 pm
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:12 pm
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head when it hits a windshield?
Its ass.
Its ass.
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:58 pm
Patron: Waiter! What's this fly doing on the side of my glass!
Waiter: Stemming!
Waiter: Stemming!
Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 8:24 pm
A rather shy gentleman with one wooden eye decides that in order to escape isolation for the rest of his existence he is going to attend a local-community-single's dance.
He dresses rather nicely for the occassion (b/c other than the wooden eye, he really is quite a dasher) and enters the party.
Scoping out the room he sees a woman who looks like she might be a little bit shy, like he. He walks up to this pretty wallflower and says, "Excuse me Miss, but would you care to dance with me?"
She replies excitedly, "WOULD I?"
He looks at her dejectedly and immaturely replies, "Big Nose! Big Nose!"
He dresses rather nicely for the occassion (b/c other than the wooden eye, he really is quite a dasher) and enters the party.
Scoping out the room he sees a woman who looks like she might be a little bit shy, like he. He walks up to this pretty wallflower and says, "Excuse me Miss, but would you care to dance with me?"
She replies excitedly, "WOULD I?"
He looks at her dejectedly and immaturely replies, "Big Nose! Big Nose!"
Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 8:44 pm
Use Horticulture in a sentence....
You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think
You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think