Fight

Post by **Alan Evil** » Fri May 14, 2004 2:23 pm

Huggybone wrote:Well, let's see...Last I check the body count was roughly 3,000 American civilians.

But, I guess I'm out of touch- that was almost three years ago.

But Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11. Where the fuck have you been? We pulled our troops away from hunting the people that actually did that so that Dubya could have the war he wanted. Osama Bin Laden is still running around, causing trouble because people like you are fucking stupid enough to believe Iraq attacked the US in NYC and DC. I would like to quote George W. Bush at this time: "Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11." Wake up.

I thought the American way was "innocent until proven guilty." But I guess that doesn't count if it's brown people in another country, right?

Since we don't "do bodycounts" any more we just have to use estimates for Iraqi civilians. Last I heard it was between 7,000 and 12,000. But they're just a bunch of towel headed camel jockeys, huh? They're all "terrorists," right?

Post by **Crankmas** » Fri May 14, 2004 3:32 pm

Evil Alan, I agree all evil flows from the low self esteem of dumb bastards like rednecks and Islamic short dick wankers.

Post by **Huggybone** » Fri May 14, 2004 5:06 pm

Osama Bin Laden is still running around, causing trouble because people like you are fucking stupid enough to believe Iraq attacked the US in NYC and DC.

The fact that you can make a statement like that is suprising. While you may think that I am someone who voted on the UN resolutions to establish criterion for Saddam's removal, I am not.

While you may think that I am a military officer, a member of the senate, or a congressman, or the head of the CIA, you are wrong.

I wave a stick for a living.

So please explain to me why the current state of the world is my fault. Parhaps you can use the techniques of conservative talk show radio hosts: To categorize a person's entire worldview based on something they have no part, influence, control over.

Oh, wait, you already did.

But I think you could revive the statment to be a little more belivable (note: not accurate) if you said

Osama Bin Laden is still running around, causing trouble because people like you are fucking stupid enough to believe Iraq had nuclear weapons.

However, since I wave a stick for a living, I think that still would be the antithesis of the truth.

Post by **Huggybone** » Fri May 14, 2004 5:12 pm

Evil Alan, I agree all evil flows from the low self esteem of dumb bastards like rednecks and Islamic short dick wankers.

Never forget that intellegence is 100% independent of morals.

But plenty of evil does indeed flow from idiots.

Post by **Christian** » Fri May 14, 2004 5:51 pm

Huggybone wrote: I wave a stick for a living.

What am I? a professional baseball player
a middle school crossing guard
a symphony conductor
a prison guard
a campus security person

come on class. what other occupations wave astick for a living?

Post by **Huggybone** » Fri May 14, 2004 6:26 pm

I'll give you a hint: It's white (like me) and is 10 to 14 inches long...

Post by **Huggybone** » Fri May 14, 2004 6:28 pm

Other possibilities:
Airplane groundsman
Shaman priest
Baton twirler
...

Post by **Christian** » Fri May 14, 2004 7:58 pm

[quote="Huggybone"]I'll give you a hint: It's white (like me) and is 10 to 14 inches long...[/quote
Male porn star?!?

Post by **ynot** » Fri May 14, 2004 9:53 pm

Give Christian the Kewpie doll!

Post by **Alan Evil** » Fri May 14, 2004 10:06 pm

Huggybone wrote: So please explain to me why the current state of the world is my fault. Parhaps you can use the techniques of conservative talk show radio hosts: To categorize a person's entire worldview based on something they have no part, influence, control over.

You vote, don't you?

If over half of Americans were smart enough to understand they've been lied to about Iraq by the right wing since Bush I was in office there is no way Shrub could've started that war.

But since Shrub & Co's subtle and not so subtle lies have managed to convince over 60% of Americans that Saddam Hussein was chatting on the cel phone with the guys that piloted the planes on 9/11 and then idiots like YOU keep propogating these lies, stupid motherfuckers that believe those prisoners were "terrorists" and deserved what happened to them will keep bringing shame on our great country until there are billions of "terrorists" instead of a few tens of thousands.

Admittedly you're only about 1/135,000,000th of the problem but don't shirk your responsibility as a member of a marginally democratic society. If you're going to say stupid shit, don't be surprised if someone calls you on it! This is the "Fight" thread, after all.

I wave a stick for a living.

But do you speak softly?