Meadows wrote:I asked in a thread so long ago and never heard, what EXACTLY is "wes humping"? Can I get graphical representation? This will help our future TW, Sandy.
For an addtional fee on your personal skillz eval., I can show the the power of Wes Humping. It will change your life.
man thanks wes, i was really confused on where to put the keg and i didn't want to blow the rest of my money on buying enough camelbacks to haul a kegs worth of beer up. i did use the hammer and lost arrows to make holes in the keg and then had a kegstand but unfortuneately the lost arrows wouldn't seal right and i lost lots of beer. from now i will just limit their use to opening beers. aid climbing is fun except for all the puking when we run out of beer on the wall and sober up.
anyway, i want to thank you again, I don't know what I would do without your precious advice.
Wes, I did what you said and lost the panties. As soon as I thought of you, my jeans got wet. So anticipating what you would tell me to do next, I'm now bottomless. However I can't get you out of my mind and I'm leaving a trail wherever I go. HELP!
Merrick, many big wall gumbies make that same mistake. It is good to see you are learning. If you have any other questions, like why you should have an OS X powerbook, instead of that crappy dell, feel free to ask.
Sandy, think plastic pants. Or depends. I know not thinking about me is not going to work for you, so your next best option is going to be those plastic sheets that people cover their furniture with.
so wes if you had 900 dollars to spend on a laptop would you get the best osx powerbook you could get or the best windoz laptop (and then install linux and have a dual boot environment) and be able to test your work in the browsers that the majority of your clients(being 99% of the world) use?
Merrick, I am sorry you seem to care about "clients" and "testing". You are way to into caring about stuff like that. I mean, what is the meaning of life? It is knowing that nice silver powerbook loves you. And you love it. You can't put a price on that. And, besides, you can RDC into a 2k or 2k3 box anytime, and still have OS X...
i don't think making love to a silver powerbook is good for it. i imagine getting the keys sticky could shorten it's life. i know you have all the answers but maybe you should try an interspecies relationship.
plus everyone knows that osx is a powerhungy os. it uses excessive amounts of your processor. you really just want the beautiful unix that is inside. it might not look as good but it is much lower maintenece and costs you a lot less money.
Merrick, how long have you been on the road? And you are trying to say your keys are not sticky? Perhaps, this is just a twisted cry for some advice on how to get laid, when you look and smell like a street person. Now, some people would say to keep you aim low, and just try for some trashy, stripper types. But not that is not What Wes Would Do. He would hit an upscale athletic club mid-morning. That is the time the rich wives are working out. And, since they are oh so bored with their lives, they would jump all over a chance to slum around with a dreadlocked vagabond climber. It would give them something to talk about with thier equally bored girlfriends for months. And, if you are skilled enough, you might even get a referal or two.
