Inflated Grades
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the lurkist
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you piece of shite muslim. your getting personal now. Hey, I'll admit that when porter and snyde gave orange juice the 12d grade, I was like "what the fuck, whatever- more like 12b" but I went with it. Hell, it made me out to be a hero and I probably got a little tang offof it.
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Normie
Normie
Yea everything at Funk Rock is soft with an exception of Ramsey's route (sepuku) I think thats the name. That thing is by far harder than Appilation Spring in my opinion, the grades need changed there. Umm, Bohica is soft 13a golden touch is 12d, steel worker, racerX, and Big money grip all 12a. BUT, Bare Metal Teen has to be 12c. Paranoia is definatly 13a. The extension of Bohica is 13b. Forty Ounces of Justice 12c. Madness 13a to the top. Second Nature 12c/d, inhibitor 10a. twinkie is definatly 11c. wild gift is 12a. Harvest though is definatly 13a/b same goes with Flux too. The Legend is all of 12d, and nugpapa is soft 13c. Take That Katie Brown is good at the grade of 12c, I dont know ever would have thought of giving that route 13b they must be smokin some shit or somthing. Ok that is that allah thinks now remember that and dont be a pussy ass upgrader biatches 
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the lurkist
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fuck yeah allah biatch! Thats what I'm talkin about. Bring that shit on down clean and correct. That's right. All of those grades and others.
Harvest 13a, though. Com'on allah biatch. Surely you forgot your tampax that day. Thnk about it some more and you will see it is 12 b like everything else on the undertow.
Harvest 13a, though. Com'on allah biatch. Surely you forgot your tampax that day. Thnk about it some more and you will see it is 12 b like everything else on the undertow.
"It really is all good ! My thinking only occasionally calls it differently..."
Normie
Normie
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Ray, I think we should change the on-line guidebook. Let's make route difficulty ratings a "fill in the blank" option. When climbers spray, they can make the route whatever they want. Then we can have the guide draw from the spray and show the difficulty rating as the average of people's spray.
I might be a much harder climber with this feature! And apparently there wouldn't be any routes at the Red harder than 12b.
I might be a much harder climber with this feature! And apparently there wouldn't be any routes at the Red harder than 12b.
Harvest would be 12b if everyone could reach from the first bolt to the anchors like you mister Lurky girl. and by the way i think i am going to come out of retirement this weekend and climb sunday and show all of you that everything is way easy for the grade at the red. isnt that why you still climb at the red Lurk?
You guys are so fucking stupid! Don't you know that you should upgrade everything to make yourself look harder than you are? I don't understand where this concept of downgrading routes you've done comes into play when trying to make yourself appear to not just be "another 5.13 climber in the Midwest"!!! This whole concept is a joke. I mean come on....you aren't fooling anyone when you downgrade a route trying to make it appear as though you are some "freak of nature" climber like Litz, Hume, et al. We all know you guys have to work just as hard as all the other average 5.12/5.13 climbers to redpoint your routes.
I can understand when some super hard freakishly strong climber does a 5.12d and honestly can't tell if it was 5.11 or 5.12 because he/she is just so animal frankenstien-like strong. But most of the chuffers like you guys honestly know in the back of your mind that you "just might be" downgrading a route to chuff around a little more. You can't fool anyone. You can't be Brad Pitt when you're greatest acting was done on the local cable station. Come on guys, get over yourselves. Take the highest number you can get if you *really* want to fool people. That way, at least you can go to another crag where people don't know and fool them into believing you're freak-strong by spouting off your numbers. Little do they know that you may just fall on Table (allah) on a bad day. Do you think you're fooling us locals? We all see you shake, elvis-leg, fall on 5.12, fall on V5. Accept that you are just another turd in the toilet.
By the way...........who rated that Goodstone piece of shit 5.11 anyway? Must've been some midget because it's 5.8 for anyone over 4 feet tall.
Boo ya!
I can understand when some super hard freakishly strong climber does a 5.12d and honestly can't tell if it was 5.11 or 5.12 because he/she is just so animal frankenstien-like strong. But most of the chuffers like you guys honestly know in the back of your mind that you "just might be" downgrading a route to chuff around a little more. You can't fool anyone. You can't be Brad Pitt when you're greatest acting was done on the local cable station. Come on guys, get over yourselves. Take the highest number you can get if you *really* want to fool people. That way, at least you can go to another crag where people don't know and fool them into believing you're freak-strong by spouting off your numbers. Little do they know that you may just fall on Table (allah) on a bad day. Do you think you're fooling us locals? We all see you shake, elvis-leg, fall on 5.12, fall on V5. Accept that you are just another turd in the toilet.
By the way...........who rated that Goodstone piece of shit 5.11 anyway? Must've been some midget because it's 5.8 for anyone over 4 feet tall.
Boo ya!
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Dude, we've had our shit called out.
Yes, SCIN, you have forced me to recognize one of those mortality moments where I realize I am getting old and the gradual decay of flesh is slowly eating away at whatever gains I struggled for in my youth.
It is a sad day when you see grown men, who should be doing their job, instead spraying like a punk ass punter boy, trying to down grade routes to make them selves feel like a playa when in fact they should be, as you say SCIN, taking what they can get so they can stick in their kids eye someday and say, "Look at your old Dad. He was a bad man once upon a time. He didn't always suck, like a geriatric limp dick pot bellied torn up old has-been."
i am out.
Yes, SCIN, you have forced me to recognize one of those mortality moments where I realize I am getting old and the gradual decay of flesh is slowly eating away at whatever gains I struggled for in my youth.
It is a sad day when you see grown men, who should be doing their job, instead spraying like a punk ass punter boy, trying to down grade routes to make them selves feel like a playa when in fact they should be, as you say SCIN, taking what they can get so they can stick in their kids eye someday and say, "Look at your old Dad. He was a bad man once upon a time. He didn't always suck, like a geriatric limp dick pot bellied torn up old has-been."
i am out.
"It really is all good ! My thinking only occasionally calls it differently..."
Normie
Normie
Scin, you are cracking me up little boy. only if you knew, when it is just me and my delayer around, I crank everything out, Ijust dont spary about it, but you know what you have forced me to, because I should be on that list with Litz and Hume. Did thanatopsis on my 4th try, ACWLF in 6 tries (that boulder problem was tough) Omaha on my second, Trans world in 3, and Welcome to Ole Kentuck 1st try biatch. there I sprayed my load all over every hot chica on this board, all you gay ass homos will have to like it off the woman if you want any, you fockers